1 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:19,186 [electric buzzing] 2 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:43,377 ♪ If you do want me Gimme little sugar ♪ 3 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:45,613 ♪ If you don't want me ♪ 4 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,949 ♪ Don't lead me on girl ♪ 5 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:52,286 ♪ But if you need me, Show me that you love me ♪ 6 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:57,224 ♪ And when I'm feeling blue And I want you ♪ 7 00:00:57,324 --> 00:01:02,564 ♪ There's just one thing That you should do ♪ 8 00:01:02,664 --> 00:01:05,132 ♪ Just gimme some Kind of sign girl ♪ 9 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:06,634 ♪ Oh, my baby ♪ 10 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,268 [on car stereo] ♪ To show me ♪ 11 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:09,637 ♪ That you're mine girl ♪ 12 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,071 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 13 00:01:11,171 --> 00:01:13,741 ♪ Just gimme some Kind of sign girl ♪ 14 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:14,742 ♪ Oh, my darling ♪ 15 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:16,343 -Oh, did you bring the turmeric? 16 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:21,114 -Me? 17 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:24,351 -It's just us in the car. 18 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:27,154 -Right... -Mm. 19 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,489 -I didn't--I didn't-- I didn't--I didn't bring it. 20 00:01:29,591 --> 00:01:31,793 No, I thought-- I thought it would-- 21 00:01:31,893 --> 00:01:33,260 I thought it was on your list. I thought-- 22 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,430 -Baby, you said you wanted to be more involved. 23 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:37,966 -And I do. -You do. 24 00:01:38,066 --> 00:01:39,968 But you didn't bring the turmeric? 25 00:01:41,936 --> 00:01:43,337 -I did not. -Okay, well, 26 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,872 then we're going to have to get a divorce. 27 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:50,645 -That feels right. 28 00:01:50,745 --> 00:01:52,346 -It's a shame. -Yeah. 29 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,783 -It's been fun. -It's been a great time. 30 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:57,719 You know, I would have rather gotten a divorce 31 00:01:57,819 --> 00:02:00,454 over paprika or something spicy. 32 00:02:00,555 --> 00:02:04,224 [laughing] 33 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:06,527 ♪ Show me That you're mine girl ♪ 34 00:02:06,628 --> 00:02:10,297 ♪ Oh, right ♪ 35 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:13,901 [music continues] 36 00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:26,080 -What time are they coming? 37 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:28,049 -Melanie said she's going to cook dinner. 38 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,517 -Oh. She any good? 39 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:31,919 -I don't really think so. [laughter] 40 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:33,821 -Just pretend to like it. -No, what? Of course. 41 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,255 What? I would never just like... 42 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:37,025 -You look at your plate at dinner parties 43 00:02:37,125 --> 00:02:38,760 sometimes like you've been poisoned. 44 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:40,360 No, that is only when I don't know what's happening. 45 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:43,064 -No, if I'm prepared going into it, then I can deliver. 46 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,197 Watch. 47 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:48,002 "Mm, oh my God, Melanie. 48 00:02:48,102 --> 00:02:51,606 "This food is unreal. 49 00:02:51,706 --> 00:02:54,542 "You know, I've read your cookbook six times. 50 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:57,145 Turmeric, what a stroke of genius." 51 00:02:58,813 --> 00:03:01,115 - [Debs] Be nice to her. -[Josh] Of course I'll be nice. 52 00:03:03,718 --> 00:03:05,119 [Josh] Hey, Mitchey! 53 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:07,021 -Hey, Josh. 54 00:03:07,121 --> 00:03:08,690 -Oh, man. -Hey. 55 00:03:08,790 --> 00:03:09,624 -Bring it in, brother. -Yeah. 56 00:03:09,724 --> 00:03:11,559 -Yeah, yeah. Oh. 57 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,027 -Hey. You look great. -Huh. 58 00:03:13,127 --> 00:03:14,227 -You got to put some chains on these tires 59 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:15,596 if you're going to be off-roading. 60 00:03:15,730 --> 00:03:18,099 -Yeah, I don't think that's in the cards for the BMW. 61 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,734 [car door closes] -You're so gorgeous. 62 00:03:19,834 --> 00:03:21,035 -Ah, hey... -What's different? 63 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:22,335 -Same old stuff. 64 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:24,906 -No, it's something fun. 65 00:03:25,006 --> 00:03:26,239 Did you see my doctor? 66 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:27,407 -No. -What is it? 67 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:29,209 -Ah...abject depression? 68 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:30,578 I don't know. I'm really not sure. 69 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,046 -I got it. No, no, no. -You sure? 70 00:03:32,146 --> 00:03:33,213 -Oh, yeah. -'Cause I can do it. 71 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:34,515 -Oh, my gosh! -Sweetie. He knows 72 00:03:34,716 --> 00:03:35,917 -how to carry groceries. -You just keep it vertical. 73 00:03:36,017 --> 00:03:38,186 -It's something he's done probably most of his life. 74 00:03:39,187 --> 00:03:40,588 [snowball thrown] 75 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:42,957 -[Mitch] Really? Serious? 76 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:44,992 -Why do you look like you're dressed for a funeral? 77 00:03:45,093 --> 00:03:46,393 -[Mitch] Why do you look like Winona Ryder 78 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:47,494 during her klepto phase? 79 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:50,064 -[laughs] -[mocking laugh] Come here. 80 00:03:50,164 --> 00:03:51,231 -You're so funny. 81 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,365 -Can't you ever start with something nice, 82 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:53,467 -like, "Hey, -Oh. 83 00:03:53,568 --> 00:03:54,969 Mitch, you look so well rested." 84 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:56,369 -You do. -You're my best friend. 85 00:03:56,571 --> 00:03:57,972 -Let me get this. -"Have you been working out?" 86 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,774 I mean, I haven't, but you could lie. 87 00:03:59,874 --> 00:04:01,274 -[Debs] You look great. 88 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:02,677 -[Mitch] Thank you. -[Debs] I just don't understand 89 00:04:02,777 --> 00:04:04,512 why you didn't change the outfit. 90 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:06,514 -[Mitch] Well, I didn't know we were vacationing 91 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:07,815 in Santa's workshop. 92 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,283 [Debs laughs] 93 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:11,953 -[Josh] Right. My turn. Ready? 94 00:04:12,053 --> 00:04:14,421 [present shaking] 95 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:17,058 -A puppy. -[laughter] 96 00:04:17,158 --> 00:04:21,696 -Whoa. Oh, my goodness, babe. -[Mitch] Whoa, yes. 97 00:04:21,796 --> 00:04:23,631 -You like it? -These are so hard to find. 98 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:24,632 -I know. -[Josh] And very expensive. 99 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:25,700 I know. 100 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,136 -Thank you. -Of course. 101 00:04:28,236 --> 00:04:30,470 Wow. Mm. 102 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:33,107 -Okay, okay. Uh, my turn. 103 00:04:33,207 --> 00:04:35,442 -Oh, I hope you like it. 104 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:37,377 You're so hard to shop for. 105 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:42,950 -Oh. Wow. It's-- 106 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,018 -It's a shirt. -Wow. 107 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:46,020 [Melanie giggles] 108 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,255 Mmm! 109 00:04:49,257 --> 00:04:51,192 -It's for going out. -Uh-huh. 110 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,894 -Remember you said you wanted to go out more 111 00:04:52,994 --> 00:04:54,228 -so I-- -Uh-huh, yeah. 112 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:55,196 -Need something for that. -Great brand. 113 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,130 -Yeah. -Really great brand. 114 00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:57,265 -And color. 115 00:04:57,364 --> 00:04:58,599 -I love this. 116 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,836 -[Melanie] You do? -Yes, I love it. 117 00:05:01,936 --> 00:05:02,970 -You'll wear it? -Yes. 118 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,840 -To the club? Yeah? -Uh-huh. 119 00:05:05,940 --> 00:05:07,241 [glass dinging] 120 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,375 -[clears throat] -Cheers. 121 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,011 -Yes. -Mm-hm. 122 00:05:10,111 --> 00:05:14,048 -Um, thank you all for being here for this 123 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:17,185 Christmas-New-Year-thingamajig weekend, 124 00:05:17,285 --> 00:05:19,419 so that we don't have to spend time with our families... 125 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:20,555 -Hallelujah. 126 00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:23,224 -...where we will be relaxing... -Yes. 127 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,358 -...hiking in the wee hours of the morning. 128 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:27,094 -Not me. -Didn't you just say relaxing? 129 00:05:27,195 --> 00:05:30,932 -...and we will be trying to generally forget 130 00:05:31,032 --> 00:05:34,735 about politics, Texas, global warming, 131 00:05:34,836 --> 00:05:37,872 and all the other things that ruin the possibility 132 00:05:37,972 --> 00:05:40,473 -of a pleasant existence. -Mm-hm. 133 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,879 -To old friends. 134 00:05:44,979 --> 00:05:48,182 To his lucky break. 135 00:05:48,282 --> 00:05:49,951 And to my lucky break. 136 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:53,154 -Cheers. -Cheers. 137 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:57,692 -Mm! [laughter] -[glasses clink] 138 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:59,093 [distant lively chattering] 139 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:00,528 -[Debs] Six a.m., meet me out front. 140 00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:01,963 If we don't get to the top [indistinct]. 141 00:06:04,165 --> 00:06:06,000 [digital clock alarm beeping] 142 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:11,539 [digital clock alarm stops] 143 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:14,308 [birds chirping] 144 00:06:15,710 --> 00:06:16,911 [bed creaks] 145 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:24,518 [♪ ♪ ♪] 146 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:34,662 ♪ Morning calls With its pale light ♪ 147 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:40,902 ♪ Will it call the wanderer [indistinct] ♪ 148 00:06:43,004 --> 00:06:45,539 ♪ And I wonder how ♪ -[Debs blows raspberry] 149 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:49,076 ♪ Set a lone eye ♪ 150 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:55,349 ♪ Lingers in my mind Fails to taste from ♪ 151 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:57,151 -What time you be back? 152 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:59,287 -Um, hour or so. 153 00:06:59,387 --> 00:07:01,188 Gotta make it to the top. 154 00:07:01,289 --> 00:07:02,422 -When you get back? 155 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,191 -Ah, I don't know. 156 00:07:04,292 --> 00:07:06,327 Like an hour and forty-five minutes round trip, 157 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,629 give or take five depending on the wind. 158 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:11,299 [smooches] Sure you don't wanna come? 159 00:07:11,399 --> 00:07:15,269 -[chuckles] Mm-mm. No. -Okay. Love you. 160 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:16,436 -Love you. -[Mitch] Bye. 161 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:17,905 -Bye-bye. 162 00:07:23,978 --> 00:07:25,613 [door opens] -Okay. 163 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:26,714 -You're late. 164 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:28,849 -We both know that's impossible. Let's go. 165 00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:30,985 I mean, you don't care if your mouth smells like it, 166 00:07:31,085 --> 00:07:32,954 but your hand, that's where you cross the line? 167 00:07:33,054 --> 00:07:34,822 -Yeah, then no one knows I smoke. 168 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:37,325 -[Mitch] Debs, everyone knows you smoke. 169 00:07:37,425 --> 00:07:38,826 ♪ Open wide ♪ 170 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:42,229 ♪ The sun on me ♪ 171 00:07:42,330 --> 00:07:47,668 ♪ In the bonds Of the day light ♪ 172 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,503 ♪ Turn around ♪ 173 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:52,239 -Mine's gonna be better than yours. 174 00:07:55,176 --> 00:07:57,345 Mitch! Stop it! 175 00:07:57,445 --> 00:07:59,914 What?! That is so uncalled for. 176 00:08:00,014 --> 00:08:01,882 -Remember when I showed up at a shoot 177 00:08:01,983 --> 00:08:03,818 and you were like, "I know what I want to do. 178 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,419 I want to be an asshole." 179 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:08,255 -I fell in my own pee! 180 00:08:08,356 --> 00:08:09,657 -Can I ask you a personal question? 181 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:11,192 And I don't want you to get upset. 182 00:08:11,292 --> 00:08:13,160 -Yes. -Do you need a pep talk? 183 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,929 -No. Don't do it. 184 00:08:15,029 --> 00:08:16,364 -I am smart. 185 00:08:16,464 --> 00:08:18,199 -I am going to let you read it when it exists. 186 00:08:18,299 --> 00:08:20,568 -I am talented. -[Debs] Ah. 187 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,603 -I have very interesting world views, 188 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:24,338 and the only thing holding me back 189 00:08:24,438 --> 00:08:26,407 is my lower-than-average self-worth, 190 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:28,876 given my higher-than-average personal expectations. 191 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,678 -Yeah, that is correct. 192 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:31,812 -My friend Mitch 193 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,547 -loves me dearly... -Yes. 194 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:36,851 -...and will read any draft at any time. 195 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,255 -Thank you and amen. 196 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:42,423 -[Mitch] Amen. 197 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:43,524 -[Debs] Can I ask you a question? 198 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:44,925 -Shoot. -Why didn't you wear 199 00:08:45,026 --> 00:08:46,093 your new silk shirt? 200 00:08:46,327 --> 00:08:49,563 -Jesus, who am I, David fucking Hasselhoff? 201 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,298 -It was a very optimistic gift. 202 00:08:51,399 --> 00:08:52,566 -[Mitch] And Josh. 203 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:53,934 Josh calling me Mitchey. 204 00:08:54,035 --> 00:08:55,069 -No! -No. 205 00:08:55,169 --> 00:08:56,904 -I'm very sorry. -Because like only you 206 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:58,639 and my mom can call me that. 207 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:02,076 [distant crow cawing] 208 00:09:02,176 --> 00:09:04,478 Do you, uh, know where you're going? 209 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,047 -It's a shortcut. 210 00:09:06,147 --> 00:09:09,316 Come on. Hurry. 211 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:12,153 [birds chirping] 212 00:09:12,253 --> 00:09:13,554 [tree creaking] 213 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,890 -You know what's super interesting 214 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:19,293 about this path is it's not a path at all. 215 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:20,728 Oh, God. 216 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:26,734 Hey. 217 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,505 [whispers] Hey, you're gonna get Lyme disease. 218 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,110 [whispers] Why is he looking at me? 219 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:41,782 -[Debs] [whispers] Oh, my god. Wow. 220 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:46,287 [tree creaking, cracking] 221 00:09:46,387 --> 00:09:47,421 Oh, shit. 222 00:09:47,522 --> 00:09:48,856 -[Debs] Ah! -[Mitch] Duck! 223 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,758 [tree thuds] 224 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:54,728 [echo of thud] 225 00:09:57,131 --> 00:09:59,534 -[Debs] God. They're never going to believe us. 226 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:00,601 -Of course they will. 227 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:01,602 -I mean we... -We have cuts. 228 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,437 -...literally could have died. 229 00:10:03,538 --> 00:10:05,473 We were just like inches. 230 00:10:05,574 --> 00:10:06,941 Just inches from death. 231 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,342 -I need--I need a sec. 232 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,344 -Do you think God is trying to tell us something? 233 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,612 -Yeah. 234 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,114 Stay on the path. 235 00:10:16,217 --> 00:10:17,451 He hath arisen. 236 00:10:17,552 --> 00:10:19,687 -Eh, it's too early. 237 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,489 He's probably just peeing. 238 00:10:21,590 --> 00:10:23,558 -Oh, wow. 239 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:24,959 Hey, bud. 240 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,327 Not bad. 241 00:10:26,427 --> 00:10:28,963 Is he flexing or is he just like that? 242 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,865 -He's just like that. 243 00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:32,166 -Asshole. 244 00:10:32,266 --> 00:10:33,734 [laughs] 245 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:39,473 -Jesus, Josh, go under the covers first. 246 00:10:39,574 --> 00:10:41,308 Honey, we can see you. 247 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,277 Get under the covers. 248 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,413 Don't look. 249 00:10:52,353 --> 00:10:53,622 -Is that... 250 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,490 -I'm sorry. What? 251 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:03,197 -They can't be. No. 252 00:11:06,635 --> 00:11:12,607 I think I'm gonna be sick. [coughing] 253 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:16,343 -You motherfucking piece of shit. 254 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,445 Stop it right now! 255 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:23,450 -Wait...wait...wait! 256 00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,485 -Hey! 257 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,556 -Wait. Just wait. -[muffled] What are you doing?! 258 00:11:27,656 --> 00:11:29,757 -Wait. -[muffled] We have to stop them! 259 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,892 -[indistinct] -The longer we wait, 260 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:35,696 the longer your fucking wife gets to fuck my fucking husband. 261 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,897 Let me go! 262 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,232 -Damn it. Stop. 263 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,135 [both groan] 264 00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:42,436 -Okay, just calm down. -What are you doing? This is not 265 00:11:42,537 --> 00:11:44,705 -what you do right now. -Just shut up! Okay? 266 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,541 -What? Why are you...? 267 00:11:46,641 --> 00:11:48,610 -Just shut up and listen. 268 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,579 -Mitch. -Listen for one second, okay? 269 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:51,580 Think about what's about to happen. 270 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,247 We go in there, we confront them. 271 00:11:53,347 --> 00:11:54,782 They end up leaving us for each other. 272 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:57,652 They try it out for two months but it doesn't work out. 273 00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,621 So they beg us to come back to them. 274 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,156 But we are too bitter and angry to say yes. 275 00:12:02,256 --> 00:12:06,727 So each one of us ends up depressed, angry, and lonely, 276 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:11,065 masturbating on our couches. Because of this moment. 277 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:15,604 Because of how we handle this moment right here. 278 00:12:15,704 --> 00:12:17,471 -Mitch, I can't pretend I didn't see it. 279 00:12:17,572 --> 00:12:19,139 How can you pretend you didn't see it? 280 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,142 -I don't fucking know, Deb. I don't fucking know. 281 00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:23,410 -But all I'm asking... -This does not... 282 00:12:23,511 --> 00:12:26,814 -All I'm asking is that you just, 283 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:30,317 just give me the time to think about it. 284 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,320 I'm just asking you not to go in there 285 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,524 and blow up both of our lives 286 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:40,361 before we have had a chance to plan next steps. 287 00:12:40,461 --> 00:12:42,731 That's it. That's it. 288 00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:46,701 [sighs] Just wait. 289 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,640 [both panting] 290 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:55,276 -Okay. -Okay. 291 00:12:55,376 --> 00:12:57,444 -Okay. -Okay. 292 00:12:59,748 --> 00:13:01,148 -Okay. 293 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,318 [Debs] God. 294 00:13:13,728 --> 00:13:14,729 -What time did they say? 295 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,297 -Uh, should be about now. 296 00:13:16,397 --> 00:13:18,232 -Okay. You take cream? 297 00:13:18,332 --> 00:13:19,734 -Black. 298 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,468 -Here. 299 00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:22,836 -Look. 300 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,071 -Hey. 301 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:26,508 [door opens] 302 00:13:26,608 --> 00:13:28,475 -They're here. -[Mitch clears throat] 303 00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:30,210 -[Melanie] Baby. -[Josh] Hey, there she is. 304 00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:31,879 -[Melanie] You're back! -[Josh] Oh. 305 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,748 -[Melanie] Did you make it to the top of the mountain? 306 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,717 [upbeat music] 307 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,851 -[Mitch] Cop? - Yeah, an undercover cop. 308 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,286 -Oh, my god. -Your best friend in high school 309 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,387 was an undercover cop. 310 00:13:40,622 --> 00:13:42,524 -Only I didn't know that at the time. Right. 311 00:13:42,624 --> 00:13:45,859 Only later after the drug bust, the school admitted that Gerald 312 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,562 was not, in fact Gerald. 313 00:13:47,662 --> 00:13:50,230 -[Melanie] You guys, you... you...you did drugs together? 314 00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:51,398 -Hell, yeah. -[Melanie chuckles] 315 00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:52,499 -[Josh] Yeah. I mean, if you wanted it, 316 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,735 Gerald could get it, man. 317 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:54,968 That was [indistinct chatter echoes] 318 00:13:55,069 --> 00:13:57,539 -Is anyone else cold? 319 00:13:57,639 --> 00:13:59,473 I'm just freezing. 320 00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:02,610 -I'm okay. 321 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:03,911 -I don't think the heater's blowing, actually. 322 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,714 -I was going to call if that's-- -I'll just call. 323 00:14:05,814 --> 00:14:07,948 -[Josh] Okay. -[Melanie] Thank you. 324 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,216 -[Debs] Okay. -Thanks. 325 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,921 Um, you know, the hardest part about it was I lost a friend. 326 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,590 -[Melanie] Oh, I didn't even think of that. 327 00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:16,924 -Hi, Gary. -[Gary] Hello. 328 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,959 -So hard to make friends in high school, you know? 329 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,428 -Well, not for you, I'm sure. [chuckles] 330 00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:24,699 -These are your renters at 24167 Oak Grove? 331 00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:25,966 -And how did you find out? 332 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,736 -Excellent question. How did I find out? 333 00:14:27,836 --> 00:14:28,770 -The heat's broken. 334 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,237 -Mail. In the microwave... -Oh. 335 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,639 -...under a different name. 336 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,340 Uh, wouldn't always respond to his first name 337 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,542 in, like, a normal amount of time. 338 00:14:34,642 --> 00:14:35,710 -Freezing. Yeah. 339 00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:36,711 -He lived alone. 340 00:14:36,811 --> 00:14:37,812 -[laughs] 341 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,080 -[laughs] Come on. 342 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:44,619 -No offense, but, like, yeah. 343 00:14:44,719 --> 00:14:47,488 Yeah, any idiot would sort of know at that point. 344 00:14:47,589 --> 00:14:49,289 -So it's homecoming, right? 345 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:51,793 And I just know something's about to go down 346 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,260 because, like, he's being weird. 347 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,962 -This evening? Are you kidding? 348 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,498 We're going to freeze to death by then. 349 00:15:00,502 --> 00:15:03,303 Uh, yep. We will most likely survive, Gary. 350 00:15:03,404 --> 00:15:04,405 -[Gary] There's extra blankets - Mm-hm. 351 00:15:04,506 --> 00:15:05,740 -in all the closets. 352 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,108 -Thank you, sir. 353 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,878 Uh, yeah, thanks. 354 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:10,879 [phone thuds] 355 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:17,251 -Well, he said there may be a storm tonight, 356 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:20,120 so we should chop some wood and use the fireplace 357 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,989 until the repair guy can get here. 358 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,592 -Okay, well, yeah, me and Mitch will chop wood 359 00:15:24,692 --> 00:15:25,860 while you guys go for supplies. 360 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,729 -When who goes for supplies? 361 00:15:27,829 --> 00:15:32,332 -When you and Melanie go into town to get groceries. 362 00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,935 -Oh, I think Mitch and I should go. 363 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,771 -Yeah. -Melanie cooked. 364 00:15:36,871 --> 00:15:38,840 -She should rest. -Oh, no. No, no, it's fine. 365 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,174 I have some spices to get. Right, baby? 366 00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:41,442 So it's better if I'm there. 367 00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:43,812 -Yeah. And me and Mitch, we're going to chop wood, 368 00:15:43,912 --> 00:15:45,179 because Mitch has never done it before. 369 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:48,482 -So the women cook and the men chop wood? 370 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:51,385 -Babe, do you want to chop wood? 371 00:15:51,485 --> 00:15:54,188 -No, it's fine. 372 00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:55,857 Whatever. 373 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,958 I'm going to go for a ciggy. 374 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,794 -Oh, but you'll miss the end of the story. 375 00:15:59,894 --> 00:16:01,563 -I've heard this one. 376 00:16:01,663 --> 00:16:05,299 [door opens, closes] 377 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,836 -So I took the microphone and I say, 378 00:16:07,936 --> 00:16:11,371 "Hey, man, no brother of mine would ever trick these kids 379 00:16:11,472 --> 00:16:14,208 into selling drugs for a pay check." 380 00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:17,478 So I turn to the audience, I say, 381 00:16:17,579 --> 00:16:18,847 "[Debs mouth the words] This guy is not 382 00:16:18,947 --> 00:16:20,414 your homecoming king. 383 00:16:20,515 --> 00:16:23,751 In fact, this guy isn't even Gerald." 384 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:28,690 [low rumbling of engine] 385 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,695 -So, do you go back to work next week, 386 00:16:33,795 --> 00:16:34,863 -or do you get a few days off -I go back on Monday. 387 00:16:34,963 --> 00:16:36,531 -after New Year? -I don't really get time off. 388 00:16:36,631 --> 00:16:37,532 -And is it still the same... 389 00:16:37,732 --> 00:16:39,099 -editing? Editing, yeah. -Editing, yeah. 390 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,769 Other people write the books, and I edit them. 391 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,437 -[chuckles] 392 00:16:43,538 --> 00:16:45,740 -Oh, yeah, for now. 393 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,775 -Well, I mean, your first book was... 394 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:51,880 it was...it's so sad. 395 00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,848 -Thank you? -Oh, yeah. 396 00:16:53,948 --> 00:16:55,683 Yeah, very depressing. 397 00:16:58,553 --> 00:17:00,053 -Right. -[chuckles] 398 00:17:04,626 --> 00:17:05,593 -It's normal for second books 399 00:17:05,693 --> 00:17:07,227 -to take a while. -Oh, my gosh. 400 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,062 Yeah, absolutely. 401 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,634 It--it--it took me months to get out my second cookbook. 402 00:17:12,734 --> 00:17:14,936 [laughs] And you know what? 403 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,371 Actually, when I was about to give up, 404 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:21,141 I heard the most incredible thing on the radio from Cher. 405 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:24,077 She was talking about how there's always so much pressure 406 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,079 put on the sophomore album, but at the end of the day, 407 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:29,751 the only person's opinion [fades] is your own. 408 00:17:32,587 --> 00:17:33,555 -Hm. 409 00:17:35,023 --> 00:17:36,558 -I turned in my book the next week. 410 00:17:37,692 --> 00:17:39,994 [car tire screech] Oop. 411 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:46,433 -I hope to be managing my own fund one of these days. 412 00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:48,168 Working for myself, like you. 413 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,204 Instead of always just working for the man. 414 00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:53,641 -Why don't you just quit? 415 00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:55,944 -Well, I just got promoted. 416 00:17:56,044 --> 00:17:58,613 Figure ten more years never hurt anybody. 417 00:17:58,713 --> 00:18:00,815 [laughs] 418 00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:02,349 -A fund. 419 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:03,952 -Yes. 420 00:18:04,052 --> 00:18:05,687 -You know, this is going to sound crazy 421 00:18:05,787 --> 00:18:08,823 because you've actually been talking about it for years, 422 00:18:08,923 --> 00:18:10,592 but, like, if I really hum on it, 423 00:18:10,692 --> 00:18:13,260 I do not think... 424 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,663 Yeah, I don't think I actually know what you do, man. 425 00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:17,097 [laughs] 426 00:18:17,799 --> 00:18:19,266 [Josh strains] 427 00:18:22,537 --> 00:18:25,472 -Oh, do you have any dietary restrictions? 428 00:18:25,573 --> 00:18:27,174 -No, not that I'm aware of. 429 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,510 -And Josh, I think he said he's not on meat right now. 430 00:18:29,611 --> 00:18:31,178 Right? 431 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,814 -When did he say that? He loves meat. 432 00:18:32,914 --> 00:18:35,049 He eats meat all the time. 433 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,051 -Oh, maybe I misheard. 434 00:18:38,953 --> 00:18:41,488 We'll get fish just to be safe. 435 00:18:41,589 --> 00:18:44,124 [gasps deeply] Streamers! 436 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,727 -I'm going to get you all set up. 437 00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:46,961 Hey, yo. Way. 438 00:18:47,061 --> 00:18:49,196 Shit. Man. 439 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:53,300 -[laughing] I'm just...a little, 440 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,970 uh...a little rusty, I guess. 441 00:18:57,639 --> 00:19:01,174 Yeah. Yeah. 442 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,745 -I gotta tell you, man, since me and Debs 443 00:19:03,845 --> 00:19:05,212 started spending every other weekend 444 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,848 -in the country... -Yeah. 445 00:19:06,948 --> 00:19:09,249 -...my whole outlook on life has changed. 446 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:10,718 -From what to what? 447 00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:12,419 -It's like from being an ant to being a deer. 448 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,588 -Mm. -Yeah. 449 00:19:13,688 --> 00:19:15,222 From being a cog in the wheel 450 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,257 to the man driving a tractor, you know? 451 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,426 -Yeah. 452 00:19:19,527 --> 00:19:21,863 -It has done wonders for our relationship 453 00:19:23,531 --> 00:19:25,700 -You guys having trouble? 454 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:29,169 -...learn a new language, travel more, 455 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,673 master the art of the casserole. 456 00:19:31,773 --> 00:19:32,774 Do you have any? 457 00:19:32,874 --> 00:19:33,841 -No. 458 00:19:34,976 --> 00:19:36,544 -[Melanie] None? 459 00:19:36,644 --> 00:19:37,945 -The groceries are on me, by the way. 460 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,547 -No, on me. 461 00:19:39,647 --> 00:19:42,717 Mitchey gave me his black card. [chuckles] 462 00:19:42,817 --> 00:19:45,485 Oh! And I want to get pregnant finally. 463 00:19:47,622 --> 00:19:52,093 And for Mitch to be happier, I'd like to help him do that. 464 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,294 -Is he not happy? 465 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,799 -Oh, he's just stressed at work, I think. 466 00:19:57,899 --> 00:19:58,966 -Right. 467 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,568 -But he's back on the antidepressant 468 00:20:00,668 --> 00:20:02,570 so that's positive. 469 00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:04,672 -He didn't tell me that. 470 00:20:04,772 --> 00:20:06,306 -He's just a little bit embarrassed. 471 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,376 So it's our little secret. [slight chuckle] 472 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:12,080 -Yeah, it's our little secret. 473 00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:13,147 [bottles clank] 474 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,716 -Who isn't, right? 475 00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:16,084 -Right? -Right, right. 476 00:20:16,184 --> 00:20:18,119 -You guys are going to be fine. 477 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:22,289 I do not think I have ever seen Melanie not smiling. 478 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,925 -Well, you're not with her all the time. 479 00:20:24,025 --> 00:20:26,728 She can be a bitch. 480 00:20:26,828 --> 00:20:31,298 What a huge bitch she can be. 481 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:37,304 -Well, you know Debs. She can just be...cold. 482 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,806 -Cold? -Yeah. 483 00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:41,509 -See, I always just... saw that as thoughtful. 484 00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:43,945 You know, because she wouldn't be such a great writer 485 00:20:44,045 --> 00:20:45,947 if she didn't daydream. 486 00:20:46,047 --> 00:20:46,981 -You read her book? 487 00:20:47,081 --> 00:20:48,315 -Three times. 488 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,851 Incredible. 489 00:20:49,951 --> 00:20:51,451 -Huh. -Decimated me. 490 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:54,354 What did you think? 491 00:20:57,024 --> 00:20:58,226 -Uh-huh. 492 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,595 [strains] 493 00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:04,397 Hey, can you take my picture? 494 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,269 [clears throat] 495 00:21:10,805 --> 00:21:11,706 [camera shutter clicks] 496 00:21:11,806 --> 00:21:13,608 -Hey, do you have a sec? 497 00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:15,375 -I'd like to show you something. -Yeah, I kind of have 498 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,377 -a splinter that I have to-- -About the heating issue. 499 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,446 I think I have a lead on the gas leak. 500 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:24,351 -Aha, right. 501 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,220 Of course, yes. 502 00:21:28,823 --> 00:21:29,791 [door opens] 503 00:21:29,891 --> 00:21:30,792 -We have a gas leak? 504 00:21:30,892 --> 00:21:32,193 [door closes] 505 00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:33,861 [both speaking in hushed voices] -We have to tell them. 506 00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:34,729 -Fuck you. We're not doing that. 507 00:21:34,829 --> 00:21:35,863 -Fuck me? 508 00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:36,798 -I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 509 00:21:36,898 --> 00:21:37,865 -We have to tell them. 510 00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:39,499 -Fuck you! We're not doing that. 511 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,903 We discussed it, and we agreed. 512 00:21:42,003 --> 00:21:45,907 You don't think I want to take your husband's perfect face 513 00:21:46,007 --> 00:21:49,243 and shove it through a fucking wall?! 514 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,679 This is hard right now because we are in the thick of it. 515 00:21:51,779 --> 00:21:53,981 But by tomorrow, it won't hurt so much. 516 00:21:54,081 --> 00:21:56,751 Day after that, even less. 517 00:21:56,851 --> 00:21:59,419 By next week, it'll feel like a bad dream. 518 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,756 And by next year, trust me, 519 00:22:01,856 --> 00:22:03,758 you won't even remember that it happened. 520 00:22:03,858 --> 00:22:05,993 -[scoffs] I think I'm always going to remember the day 521 00:22:06,093 --> 00:22:07,829 that my husband fucked your wife. 522 00:22:07,929 --> 00:22:08,830 -[Josh] You guys need some help? 523 00:22:08,930 --> 00:22:10,765 -We're fine. 524 00:22:10,865 --> 00:22:12,066 [wrench clanks] 525 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,100 [loud thud] 526 00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:15,303 We've almost got it fixed. 527 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,205 [wrench thuds] 528 00:22:17,305 --> 00:22:19,273 -You owe me. -I what? 529 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:20,908 -When you got arrested the night before graduation 530 00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:23,077 because you wore your dumb jelly shoes 531 00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,546 and you tripped and hit your head on the sidewalk, 532 00:22:25,646 --> 00:22:27,915 and then the campus cops picked you up, 533 00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:30,184 cocaine fell out of your pocket. 534 00:22:30,284 --> 00:22:31,919 Who bailed you out? Me. 535 00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:33,888 Even though I was completely broke. 536 00:22:33,988 --> 00:22:36,023 And I made up a whole lie about how you got mugged 537 00:22:36,123 --> 00:22:37,792 to your fucking parents. 538 00:22:37,892 --> 00:22:40,393 And you said, you owed me. 539 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:41,762 [whispering] Whatever I wanted. 540 00:22:41,863 --> 00:22:43,531 [whispering] Whenever I wanted it. 541 00:22:43,631 --> 00:22:48,870 -Mitch, this is-- -Two years later, 542 00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:51,539 when you got stranded in Vegas 543 00:22:51,639 --> 00:22:53,641 [whispering] after walking out on an amateur gambler 544 00:22:53,741 --> 00:22:56,043 who turned out to be a professional con man, 545 00:22:56,143 --> 00:22:58,813 you said, you owed me. 546 00:22:58,913 --> 00:23:00,480 Whatever I wanted. 547 00:23:00,581 --> 00:23:01,582 Whenever I wanted it. 548 00:23:01,682 --> 00:23:02,817 -I can see what you're trying to do, 549 00:23:02,917 --> 00:23:06,053 -Last April, -but this is a very... 550 00:23:06,153 --> 00:23:09,790 -when you ran over a raccoon, but it wasn't all the way dead 551 00:23:09,891 --> 00:23:12,260 and you didn't want the karma that comes with killing 552 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,262 a still-living raccoon, so I killed it-- 553 00:23:14,362 --> 00:23:15,730 -Animal Control killed it! 554 00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:17,164 -But who got them on the phone? 555 00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:18,332 Me! 556 00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:20,101 -Who cares? 557 00:23:20,201 --> 00:23:25,273 -And now I'm a 35-year-old, 558 00:23:25,373 --> 00:23:31,245 LLP Bean-wearing businessman with an okay sense of humor. 559 00:23:31,345 --> 00:23:34,348 And this is what I want. 560 00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:37,118 This is all I want. 561 00:23:37,218 --> 00:23:40,154 Debs, I somehow won the lotto. 562 00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:44,592 And I'm just...I'm asking you to help me keep her. 563 00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:48,863 Please just help me keep her. 564 00:23:48,963 --> 00:23:51,265 -But lotto winners always get divorced. 565 00:23:51,365 --> 00:23:53,768 -Debbie. -Please. 566 00:23:53,868 --> 00:23:55,102 -Mitch. 567 00:23:55,202 --> 00:23:56,404 -I'm sorry. 568 00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:06,479 [door opens] 569 00:24:06,580 --> 00:24:08,481 -Do we have a leak? -Not anymore. 570 00:24:08,582 --> 00:24:12,053 [cheerful holiday tune] 571 00:24:12,153 --> 00:24:15,289 A windmill. Uh, children's gymnastics. 572 00:24:15,389 --> 00:24:16,590 You're on fire. 573 00:24:16,691 --> 00:24:18,993 Karate as an art form. 574 00:24:19,093 --> 00:24:21,195 -[timer ringing] -A CEO. 575 00:24:21,295 --> 00:24:22,330 -What? 576 00:24:22,430 --> 00:24:23,864 -Like, I was giving a PowerPoint. 577 00:24:23,965 --> 00:24:25,967 Ted Talk and stuff and this was money. 578 00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:28,669 -Oh, fuck me. 579 00:24:28,769 --> 00:24:30,504 -How big is this storm going to be? 580 00:24:30,604 --> 00:24:33,307 -Don't you worry, baby. 581 00:24:33,407 --> 00:24:39,246 I will protect you like I always have and always will. 582 00:24:39,347 --> 00:24:43,150 Forever and ever and ever. 583 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:45,186 -Amen. -[Melanie chuckles] 584 00:24:45,286 --> 00:24:46,554 -Let's do this. -No, thanks. 585 00:24:46,654 --> 00:24:48,255 -Okay. 586 00:24:48,356 --> 00:24:50,324 [clears throat] 587 00:24:50,424 --> 00:24:53,060 -[chewing chips] Three words. 588 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,061 Second word. 589 00:24:54,161 --> 00:24:56,163 One syllable. 590 00:24:56,263 --> 00:24:58,065 You're a dog. 591 00:24:58,165 --> 00:24:59,700 You're a bulldog. 592 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,335 You're a cow eating grass. 593 00:25:01,435 --> 00:25:03,537 Mm. Yum. I'm a delicious cow. 594 00:25:03,637 --> 00:25:05,006 -I know this one. -[Debs] Oh, good. 595 00:25:05,206 --> 00:25:06,040 -I love a good steak. - [whispers] I know this one. 596 00:25:06,140 --> 00:25:06,907 -[whispering] You're so beautiful. 597 00:25:07,008 --> 00:25:07,842 -[Debs] Eating a steak. 598 00:25:07,942 --> 00:25:09,110 Mm-mm-mm. 599 00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:11,579 -Sweetie, thank you. -Mm, a cannibal cow. 600 00:25:11,679 --> 00:25:13,547 Yum. I'm going to eat myself. 601 00:25:13,647 --> 00:25:15,549 I'm a cow eating myself. Hungry. 602 00:25:15,649 --> 00:25:17,885 I'm gonna write a great review of this steak. 603 00:25:17,985 --> 00:25:19,053 Mm-mm-mm. 604 00:25:19,153 --> 00:25:20,187 -[camera shutter clicks] -[timer ringing] 605 00:25:20,287 --> 00:25:22,356 -The meat industry. Yeah. -Yes, yes. 606 00:25:22,456 --> 00:25:24,125 -Like, as a whole? 607 00:25:26,627 --> 00:25:27,762 -Oh, we've got dinner coming. 608 00:25:27,862 --> 00:25:29,063 -I'll be fine. 609 00:25:29,163 --> 00:25:30,765 -May I? -Oh, no, 610 00:25:30,865 --> 00:25:32,033 -don't waste another one. -Oh, no, no, no. 611 00:25:32,133 --> 00:25:32,967 This is gonna be great. 612 00:25:33,067 --> 00:25:34,535 -Oh, gosh. Okay. 613 00:25:34,635 --> 00:25:35,736 -She's backlit, so. 614 00:25:35,836 --> 00:25:36,804 -Oh, is that...? -Yeah. 615 00:25:36,904 --> 00:25:38,572 -Just add a little light. 616 00:25:38,672 --> 00:25:40,074 -Oh. Ah. 617 00:25:40,174 --> 00:25:41,208 [camera shutter clicks] 618 00:25:42,410 --> 00:25:45,146 -Well, not all of us can have our photos 619 00:25:45,246 --> 00:25:47,214 on the cover of National Geographic. 620 00:25:47,314 --> 00:25:49,083 -What do you mean? -Josh, you know, 621 00:25:49,183 --> 00:25:51,452 getting that--that--that cover, 622 00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:53,120 the one with the lion reservation. 623 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:56,457 -Mm. That wasn't his photo. -What do you mean? 624 00:25:56,557 --> 00:25:58,225 -One of your guys who works for you took that photo. 625 00:25:58,325 --> 00:25:59,560 That's not your photo. 626 00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:03,130 -Yeah, but he was my guy, so. 627 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,332 Just not worth mentioning? [chuckles] 628 00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:07,601 -Yes, Debs, it just seemed like it wasn't worth mentioning. 629 00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:09,403 -But you don't need to lie. 630 00:26:09,504 --> 00:26:11,672 -I didn't. -You lied by omission. 631 00:26:11,772 --> 00:26:13,274 -That's different. -[Debs] Is it? 632 00:26:13,374 --> 00:26:15,342 - Is it different, Josh? -[clears throat] 633 00:26:15,443 --> 00:26:17,578 -Is it different? - Mel, uh, did you bring 634 00:26:17,678 --> 00:26:19,514 the Graceland album like we talked about? 635 00:26:19,613 --> 00:26:22,950 Did you guys know that Paul Simon entered the studio 636 00:26:23,050 --> 00:26:25,686 without having written a single song? 637 00:26:25,786 --> 00:26:27,354 -Babe, we don't have to get into this right now. 638 00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:29,623 -Actually, I think that we do need to get into it. 639 00:26:29,723 --> 00:26:31,192 -Why don't you just go have a cigarette? 640 00:26:31,292 --> 00:26:33,861 -Josh, why don't you just tell the truth? 641 00:26:33,961 --> 00:26:34,895 -I did. We got the cover. 642 00:26:34,995 --> 00:26:36,263 -Does anyone else need a refill? 643 00:26:36,363 --> 00:26:37,832 -No. You lied. 644 00:26:37,932 --> 00:26:39,133 -You're lying. -I'm not lying. 645 00:26:39,233 --> 00:26:41,669 -You are lying like you always lie. 646 00:26:41,769 --> 00:26:43,170 -Always lie? I don't always lie. -You always lie 647 00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:44,605 -about the most stupid. -Babe. 648 00:26:44,705 --> 00:26:46,107 I do not lie to you. 649 00:26:46,307 --> 00:26:49,043 -Why don't you tell her about sleeping with me this morning? 650 00:26:57,985 --> 00:26:59,620 [Mitch gasps] 651 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:03,525 [Debs laughing] 652 00:27:03,624 --> 00:27:05,459 -Melanie? -[whispers] I'm sorry. 653 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:06,894 -I think I'm going to be sick. 654 00:27:08,062 --> 00:27:10,998 -What? You're leaving? 655 00:27:11,098 --> 00:27:12,333 -They weren't supposed to know. 656 00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:15,402 I--I don't have the stomach for this. 657 00:27:15,504 --> 00:27:16,470 -Wait, wait, wait. 658 00:27:16,571 --> 00:27:17,539 Hang on. You knew?! 659 00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:18,507 [door open] 660 00:27:19,273 --> 00:27:21,008 -You got to go to the city. 661 00:27:21,108 --> 00:27:22,810 You're going to get an apartment. 662 00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:24,579 You're going to pack the sunscreen 663 00:27:24,678 --> 00:27:26,147 and go immediately to the Bahamas. 664 00:27:31,819 --> 00:27:33,320 You're gonna call your mother. 665 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:34,855 You're gonna call her mother. 666 00:27:34,955 --> 00:27:36,991 You will not yell. 667 00:27:37,091 --> 00:27:38,692 [car tires spin] 668 00:27:38,792 --> 00:27:40,027 I donate! I recycle. 669 00:27:40,127 --> 00:27:41,962 I...I deserve to have good things happen to me 670 00:27:42,062 --> 00:27:43,731 every once in a fuckin' while. 671 00:27:43,831 --> 00:27:46,233 [car tires spin] 672 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:48,603 Sundays have always been tough for me schedule-wise 673 00:27:48,702 --> 00:27:49,638 and you know that. 674 00:27:49,737 --> 00:27:51,506 [car tires spin] 675 00:27:51,606 --> 00:27:52,507 [screaming] COME ON! 676 00:27:52,607 --> 00:27:53,608 [car tires spin] 677 00:27:53,707 --> 00:27:55,042 [screaming] COME ON! 678 00:27:55,142 --> 00:27:57,711 [Mitch] Aaaahhhhh! 679 00:28:00,881 --> 00:28:01,815 [door opens] 680 00:28:01,916 --> 00:28:04,118 [wind blowing outside] 681 00:28:04,218 --> 00:28:06,086 [door closes] 682 00:28:06,187 --> 00:28:07,288 -Mitch. 683 00:28:07,388 --> 00:28:09,223 Mitch, are you okay? 684 00:28:12,561 --> 00:28:13,994 -We're snowed in. 685 00:28:17,198 --> 00:28:18,866 [heavy footsteps] 686 00:28:18,966 --> 00:28:20,134 [door slams] 687 00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:26,073 -[clears throat] I'm just, um, 688 00:28:26,173 --> 00:28:29,511 I'm--I'm gonna--I just--I'm-- I need a minute. 689 00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:33,714 [door closes] 690 00:28:38,319 --> 00:28:40,087 -Do you want to talk about it? 691 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:50,431 -Melanie, from the bottom of my heart... 692 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,735 go fuck yourself. 693 00:28:56,737 --> 00:28:57,672 -[gasping] 694 00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:02,276 [sniffling] 695 00:29:04,011 --> 00:29:04,912 [door opening] 696 00:29:05,012 --> 00:29:05,879 [door slamming] 697 00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:07,848 Well shit! 698 00:29:12,886 --> 00:29:15,289 [door opens, slams] 699 00:29:16,824 --> 00:29:22,697 [wind blowing] 700 00:29:22,796 --> 00:29:28,637 [delicate guitar strumming] 701 00:29:28,737 --> 00:29:31,539 [breathing heavily] 702 00:29:41,415 --> 00:29:42,349 [distant thud, shatter] 703 00:29:42,550 --> 00:29:43,317 -[Dispatcher] Hello, taxi service. 704 00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:46,387 -Hi, there, 24617 Oak Grove. 705 00:29:46,487 --> 00:29:48,322 I need a cab into the city. 706 00:29:48,422 --> 00:29:50,291 My wife fucked my friend. 707 00:29:50,391 --> 00:29:53,460 -[Dispatcher] Uh, well, I'm sorry to hear that, sir. 708 00:29:53,561 --> 00:29:56,063 Listen, we got a cab coming to get you in about 55 minutes. 709 00:29:56,163 --> 00:29:57,798 -I'll be here. 710 00:29:57,898 --> 00:30:00,635 [gulping and spitting] 711 00:30:07,441 --> 00:30:09,109 -Come on, motherfucker. [strains] 712 00:30:21,723 --> 00:30:27,796 -I am very, very disappointed in you, young lady. 713 00:30:41,776 --> 00:30:42,976 -[Josh] Why'd you wait? 714 00:30:44,144 --> 00:30:45,780 -Horses make mistakes. 715 00:30:45,879 --> 00:30:47,615 Please don't leave me. 716 00:30:47,716 --> 00:30:49,751 [growling] Okay. 717 00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:50,851 -[Debs] Hello? -[Melanie gasps] 718 00:30:50,951 --> 00:30:52,721 [toy thuds] 719 00:30:52,821 --> 00:30:54,622 -Why didn't you say anything... 720 00:30:55,889 --> 00:30:57,191 if you knew? 721 00:30:59,393 --> 00:31:01,563 -I needed time to think. 722 00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:03,130 -Oh. 723 00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:04,733 -[Debs] What? 724 00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:06,701 -I said, "Oh." 725 00:31:06,801 --> 00:31:08,268 -Was it the first time? 726 00:31:08,369 --> 00:31:09,303 -Yes! 727 00:31:09,403 --> 00:31:10,971 -Do not yell at me! 728 00:31:11,071 --> 00:31:13,874 -[Melanie] Baby, it was the only time. 729 00:31:13,974 --> 00:31:18,178 [faint storm outside] 730 00:31:18,278 --> 00:31:22,416 I...If I may start this here, 731 00:31:22,517 --> 00:31:25,986 I would like...I would like to explain a little bit about-- 732 00:31:26,086 --> 00:31:27,221 about the whole thing. 733 00:31:27,321 --> 00:31:28,556 -No, thank you. 734 00:31:28,656 --> 00:31:29,990 -[Josh] Debs. Please. 735 00:31:30,190 --> 00:31:35,462 -I would love for all of you to kindly shut the fuck up. 736 00:31:35,563 --> 00:31:36,731 Do you think you could do that? 737 00:31:36,831 --> 00:31:38,932 -Do you think you could? -Yeah. 738 00:31:39,032 --> 00:31:41,235 [loud knocking on door] 739 00:31:45,272 --> 00:31:46,907 -Who invited someone? 740 00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:49,109 -I didn't. -Not me. 741 00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:50,745 -[Debs] Mitch? -No! 742 00:31:52,747 --> 00:31:54,982 -All right, I'm coming out, 743 00:31:55,082 --> 00:31:58,185 and I don't want to see anybody, okay? 744 00:31:58,285 --> 00:32:00,320 Not anybody. 745 00:32:00,421 --> 00:32:01,556 Okay? 746 00:32:04,091 --> 00:32:04,958 -[Melanie] Oh. 747 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,796 -[whispers] God damn it. 748 00:32:12,299 --> 00:32:13,668 -It's horrific. 749 00:32:13,768 --> 00:32:15,804 Divorced and murdered in the same weekend. 750 00:32:15,904 --> 00:32:17,971 Real five-star vacation. 751 00:32:20,775 --> 00:32:22,510 -Who is it?! 752 00:32:22,610 --> 00:32:24,712 -[Gary] It's Gary, the owner. -Shit. 753 00:32:24,813 --> 00:32:26,213 -[Gary] I heard you're all freezing to death. 754 00:32:26,313 --> 00:32:28,883 -Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. 755 00:32:28,982 --> 00:32:30,217 [door opens] 756 00:32:30,317 --> 00:32:34,988 I said, everybody stay in your fucking rooms! 757 00:32:35,088 --> 00:32:36,290 [doors closing] 758 00:32:36,390 --> 00:32:38,158 -Oh, God. -[Debs sighs] 759 00:32:38,258 --> 00:32:40,528 [door opens] -Hi. My repair man got stuck 760 00:32:40,628 --> 00:32:43,030 across the canyon, so I thought I'd walk down 761 00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:44,532 and see if there's anything I could do. 762 00:32:44,632 --> 00:32:46,300 -Great. -I just live up the road. 763 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,902 -That's wonderful. 764 00:32:48,001 --> 00:32:48,937 Thank you so much. 765 00:32:49,036 --> 00:32:49,938 Come in, please. 766 00:32:50,037 --> 00:32:52,372 Welcome. Thanks. 767 00:32:52,473 --> 00:32:53,373 [door closes] 768 00:32:53,474 --> 00:32:54,408 Whooh! 769 00:32:54,509 --> 00:32:56,376 -No guests! 770 00:32:56,477 --> 00:32:57,512 [door slams] 771 00:32:57,612 --> 00:32:59,614 -Are ya'll enjoying yourselves? 772 00:33:01,315 --> 00:33:03,350 -Yeah. Shall we? 773 00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:06,153 -Of course, that was before the kids went off to college. 774 00:33:06,253 --> 00:33:08,523 They were with us up until the last moment. 775 00:33:08,623 --> 00:33:09,891 -Right. -In fact, if you 776 00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:11,860 look under the staircase, inside there, 777 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,595 you'll see their growth charts. 778 00:33:13,695 --> 00:33:16,497 We'd mark them down every year on the first of January. 779 00:33:16,598 --> 00:33:17,565 -That's tomorrow. 780 00:33:17,665 --> 00:33:18,766 -What's tomorrow? 781 00:33:18,867 --> 00:33:20,434 -New Year's Day. 782 00:33:20,535 --> 00:33:23,170 -Well, look at that. You got a resolution? 783 00:33:23,270 --> 00:33:24,772 -No. Never really worked for me, so. 784 00:33:24,873 --> 00:33:26,941 I'm flying blind. [chuckles] 785 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,844 -Oh, I think they work all right if you pick the right one. 786 00:33:42,289 --> 00:33:44,424 -How long were you married? 787 00:33:44,526 --> 00:33:46,093 -Thirty years. 788 00:33:46,193 --> 00:33:48,696 Of course, there were two wives before that. 789 00:33:48,796 --> 00:33:50,698 -So third time's the charm? 790 00:33:50,798 --> 00:33:54,134 -No, third time I tried. 791 00:33:58,272 --> 00:34:04,144 [smoke alarm pinging] 792 00:34:06,313 --> 00:34:07,314 -Fuck! 793 00:34:07,515 --> 00:34:09,617 -[Melanie] Is it burned? Oh, my gosh. 794 00:34:09,717 --> 00:34:10,818 -[Debs] I got it. -[Melanie] No, I can get it. 795 00:34:11,019 --> 00:34:12,085 -[Melanie] Here. Debs. -[Debs] I got it. 796 00:34:12,185 --> 00:34:13,387 -I got it. -No, Debs. Let me get it. 797 00:34:13,487 --> 00:34:14,556 -I got it. 798 00:34:14,656 --> 00:34:16,256 -Debs...Stop. What are you--? 799 00:34:16,356 --> 00:34:17,391 Why did you do that? 800 00:34:17,491 --> 00:34:18,458 -It was ruined. 801 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,127 -It was salvageable. -It was burned. 802 00:34:20,227 --> 00:34:21,763 -But I could have fixed it. 803 00:34:21,863 --> 00:34:25,098 -Well, we're really at opposite ends of this one, Melanie. 804 00:34:30,103 --> 00:34:31,305 I'm going to need you to move, please. 805 00:34:31,405 --> 00:34:33,273 -We are going to have to talk about this. 806 00:34:33,373 --> 00:34:34,976 -I'm not in a place to do that, 807 00:34:35,075 --> 00:34:39,346 so I'm going to need you to please move! 808 00:34:39,446 --> 00:34:41,583 [bottles shattering] 809 00:34:41,683 --> 00:34:42,684 [Mitch laughing in the distance] 810 00:34:42,784 --> 00:34:44,786 Oh, my God. 811 00:34:44,886 --> 00:34:46,821 -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -Hey, hey. 812 00:34:46,921 --> 00:34:49,958 -Please tell me that was not all the booze. 813 00:34:51,793 --> 00:34:58,231 Please - tell me - that - wasn't - all - the booze. 814 00:34:58,332 --> 00:35:01,134 -I...I'm really sorry. 815 00:35:03,203 --> 00:35:08,576 -Look, guys, we are going to have to talk about this 816 00:35:08,676 --> 00:35:10,444 at some point. So I would suggest-- 817 00:35:10,545 --> 00:35:15,817 -I would suggest that no one here, 818 00:35:15,917 --> 00:35:17,952 or anywhere, really, 819 00:35:18,052 --> 00:35:19,887 needs you to lead right now. 820 00:35:19,988 --> 00:35:23,658 -Okay. -Or ever. 821 00:35:23,758 --> 00:35:27,461 -I would suggest that, Debs, we take the downstairs, 822 00:35:27,562 --> 00:35:29,162 and, Mitch, you and Melanie take the upstairs, 823 00:35:29,262 --> 00:35:31,833 and we just talk. 824 00:35:31,933 --> 00:35:34,068 All right? We just get some clarity here. 825 00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:38,238 -[mouthing] I think I'm gonna cut my fucking... 826 00:35:38,338 --> 00:35:40,340 -[mouthing] I'm going to do it. -[Melanie] Oh, my gosh. 827 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:44,746 [fake choking, screams] 828 00:35:46,914 --> 00:35:49,416 -Oh, no, it didn't work... 829 00:35:51,986 --> 00:35:53,186 Oh, well. 830 00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:00,028 -After you. 831 00:36:02,429 --> 00:36:03,330 [clanks] 832 00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:05,767 -Password. 833 00:36:05,867 --> 00:36:07,568 -Unbelievable. 834 00:36:07,669 --> 00:36:08,736 -That's right. 835 00:36:08,836 --> 00:36:10,170 Very good. 836 00:36:18,112 --> 00:36:21,181 [soft piano chords] 837 00:36:21,281 --> 00:36:23,584 -Good luck. -Mm. 838 00:36:23,685 --> 00:36:25,853 -And remember, you can take him. 839 00:36:25,953 --> 00:36:27,121 [Debbie sighs] 840 00:36:35,262 --> 00:36:36,564 [knife clanks] 841 00:36:41,536 --> 00:36:43,037 Booze. 842 00:36:47,675 --> 00:36:51,612 -Let me just start by saying that... 843 00:36:51,713 --> 00:36:53,280 Are you going to look at me like that the whole time? 844 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:54,649 -Like what? 845 00:36:54,749 --> 00:36:55,750 -Are you going to look at me like you hate me-- 846 00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:57,151 -Are you trying to tell me 847 00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:58,218 -how to look at you? -No. 848 00:36:58,318 --> 00:36:59,587 -Just that it is difficult -Yes. 849 00:36:59,687 --> 00:37:00,521 -[Josh] when I'm-- -I'm absolutely going to look 850 00:37:00,621 --> 00:37:01,956 at you like this the whole time. 851 00:37:02,056 --> 00:37:04,224 I might even look at you like this. 852 00:37:06,928 --> 00:37:07,929 -That's fine. 853 00:37:08,029 --> 00:37:09,396 -It is. 854 00:37:09,496 --> 00:37:11,264 [liquor pouring] 855 00:37:11,364 --> 00:37:12,667 - [Melanie] Did you call your mother? 856 00:37:14,001 --> 00:37:15,737 -What's that? -It's her birthday, 857 00:37:15,837 --> 00:37:18,106 and you told me to remind you to call her. 858 00:37:19,607 --> 00:37:21,175 -Oh, right, right. 859 00:37:21,274 --> 00:37:22,810 Well, no. [smacks lips] 860 00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:24,478 -No, I didn't. -Okay. Well-- 861 00:37:24,579 --> 00:37:26,914 -I absolutely did not call her. -[Melanie] Okay. 862 00:37:27,014 --> 00:37:29,984 -Did you? -Of course. 863 00:37:30,084 --> 00:37:31,119 -You did? -Yeah, I called her. 864 00:37:31,219 --> 00:37:34,421 -[laughs] Oh, good. 865 00:37:34,522 --> 00:37:36,157 -Good. -[Melanie] Yeah. 866 00:37:36,256 --> 00:37:37,792 -Before or after? 867 00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:41,829 -It might seem like I had planned this. 868 00:37:41,929 --> 00:37:43,197 Me and Melanie had planned this. 869 00:37:43,296 --> 00:37:45,298 I--I promise we didn't. 870 00:37:45,398 --> 00:37:47,101 This was the first time. 871 00:37:47,201 --> 00:37:49,871 -We bumped into each other on the way to the bathroom. 872 00:37:51,471 --> 00:37:53,340 Right after you left. 873 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,276 The toilet in our bedroom has been making that noise. 874 00:37:56,376 --> 00:37:58,478 -That loud clanging noise every time you flush. 875 00:37:58,579 --> 00:37:59,514 I didn't want to wake anybody. 876 00:37:59,614 --> 00:38:01,883 -So I snuck out to use the hallway 877 00:38:01,983 --> 00:38:03,684 and I turned the corner. 878 00:38:03,785 --> 00:38:04,819 -She was there. 879 00:38:04,919 --> 00:38:08,421 -He was n--n--naked. 880 00:38:08,523 --> 00:38:09,724 -I'd sleep naked. 881 00:38:09,824 --> 00:38:11,225 -I had been crying. 882 00:38:11,324 --> 00:38:15,428 -I had an...erection. Not like a... 883 00:38:15,530 --> 00:38:16,898 -Why were you crying? 884 00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:20,835 -Because I cry at night sometimes when I'm sad. 885 00:38:20,935 --> 00:38:24,138 -Not a sexual one at the time, just a, like nighttime deal. 886 00:38:24,238 --> 00:38:26,541 -So we bumped into each other in the dark. 887 00:38:26,641 --> 00:38:27,875 -We laughed. -We laughed. 888 00:38:27,975 --> 00:38:31,078 -And then... 889 00:38:31,179 --> 00:38:32,647 -He kissed me. 890 00:38:32,747 --> 00:38:34,115 -...she kissed me. 891 00:38:36,784 --> 00:38:39,253 -Why didn't you stop him? 892 00:38:39,352 --> 00:38:40,254 -And it felt... 893 00:38:40,353 --> 00:38:41,923 -...good. 894 00:38:43,825 --> 00:38:45,993 I don't think I wanted to stop him. 895 00:38:46,093 --> 00:38:48,196 -[Josh] I knew it was wrong. 896 00:38:48,296 --> 00:38:49,764 -And you were never going to tell us? 897 00:38:49,864 --> 00:38:50,865 -Well, we decided... 898 00:38:50,965 --> 00:38:53,568 -We thought it would be better if... 899 00:38:53,668 --> 00:38:55,402 -No. 900 00:38:55,503 --> 00:38:56,671 -No. 901 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:03,711 [clock chiming] 902 00:39:09,449 --> 00:39:14,288 [gentle piano chords] 903 00:39:18,626 --> 00:39:24,098 So...say something. 904 00:39:24,198 --> 00:39:26,433 -I'm too angry. 905 00:39:26,534 --> 00:39:28,035 -Please. 906 00:39:28,135 --> 00:39:32,472 -I'm too hurt. 907 00:39:32,573 --> 00:39:33,841 -Please. 908 00:39:36,077 --> 00:39:39,412 -I'm going to try very hard not to yell at you during this. 909 00:39:46,153 --> 00:39:47,054 [bottle thuds] 910 00:39:47,154 --> 00:39:48,890 I guess a divorce. 911 00:39:48,990 --> 00:39:50,057 We get a divorce. 912 00:39:50,157 --> 00:39:51,292 -Is that what you want? 913 00:39:51,525 --> 00:39:53,794 -It's not what I want. It's what needs to happen. 914 00:39:53,895 --> 00:39:56,197 -No, it's about what you want to happen. 915 00:39:57,565 --> 00:39:59,399 I messed up. 916 00:39:59,499 --> 00:40:01,235 We've just gotten away from each other lately. 917 00:40:01,335 --> 00:40:03,271 But you are my partner. 918 00:40:03,371 --> 00:40:05,506 You're the best person for me, and I... 919 00:40:05,606 --> 00:40:07,775 I know I am the best person for you, right? 920 00:40:09,210 --> 00:40:13,648 You're my queen, right? 921 00:40:13,748 --> 00:40:15,683 -[sings] My little farm girl-- -Stop. 922 00:40:15,783 --> 00:40:17,818 -with the bad... -Stop it. 923 00:40:17,919 --> 00:40:19,287 You can't charm your way out 924 00:40:19,387 --> 00:40:20,821 -of this one, Josh. -Babe, that's not what I was... 925 00:40:20,922 --> 00:40:24,859 -The ball's in my court, so just fucking sit there! 926 00:40:26,294 --> 00:40:28,296 -Look at me. 927 00:40:28,396 --> 00:40:29,530 -No. 928 00:40:29,630 --> 00:40:30,531 -Baby. 929 00:40:30,631 --> 00:40:31,799 -No. 930 00:40:31,899 --> 00:40:33,701 -Mitch. 931 00:40:33,801 --> 00:40:35,336 -No. 932 00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:36,804 -I'm sorry. 933 00:40:39,707 --> 00:40:42,843 -You are taking advantage of me because I'm a nice guy. 934 00:40:42,944 --> 00:40:45,813 But I'm not as nice as you think, okay? 935 00:40:45,913 --> 00:40:46,981 I can be a mean guy, too. 936 00:40:47,081 --> 00:40:48,149 -Okay. 937 00:40:48,249 --> 00:40:51,285 -I can say mean things. 938 00:40:51,385 --> 00:40:53,554 I've got them in me, lined up. 939 00:40:53,654 --> 00:40:54,922 -I know you do, baby. 940 00:40:56,657 --> 00:41:00,061 -[whispering] Melanie 941 00:41:00,161 --> 00:41:02,495 Ha--haven't I always been there for you? 942 00:41:02,596 --> 00:41:05,366 Haven't I always treated you with respect? 943 00:41:05,465 --> 00:41:06,901 -Always. 944 00:41:07,001 --> 00:41:08,903 -I listen to your stories. 945 00:41:09,003 --> 00:41:10,838 I'm present. 946 00:41:10,938 --> 00:41:11,839 We talk. 947 00:41:11,939 --> 00:41:13,107 -We do. 948 00:41:15,076 --> 00:41:21,349 -And yet you--you still fucked him. 949 00:41:21,449 --> 00:41:24,618 Why would you do that? 950 00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,354 Why would you do that? 951 00:41:26,454 --> 00:41:28,422 -I don't...I don't... 952 00:41:31,192 --> 00:41:33,694 -I'm so mad. 953 00:41:33,794 --> 00:41:34,895 -I know. 954 00:41:34,996 --> 00:41:39,033 -And I get to be mean if I want to. 955 00:41:39,133 --> 00:41:41,135 [sobs] 956 00:41:43,371 --> 00:41:46,507 -Do you know how many times I thought about cheating on you? 957 00:41:46,607 --> 00:41:49,543 -I don't. -So many. 958 00:41:49,643 --> 00:41:52,947 And I almost did it once when I went on tour with that band 959 00:41:53,047 --> 00:41:54,148 to write about them. 960 00:41:56,417 --> 00:42:01,622 I made him a mix CD because I just wanted somebody 961 00:42:01,722 --> 00:42:04,225 to hear a guitar part and see them smile 962 00:42:04,325 --> 00:42:06,160 because they hadn't heard it before. 963 00:42:09,663 --> 00:42:11,732 And I wanted to tell him my favorite movies 964 00:42:11,832 --> 00:42:14,368 and talk about books, and I wanted to tell him jokes 965 00:42:14,468 --> 00:42:17,738 and have him look me right in the eyes and laugh. 966 00:42:17,838 --> 00:42:19,407 That's all I wanted. 967 00:42:19,508 --> 00:42:21,475 And we did it. And it was... 968 00:42:23,344 --> 00:42:25,613 I cried. 969 00:42:25,713 --> 00:42:28,849 I cried when he laughed at my joke. 970 00:42:32,386 --> 00:42:36,123 And we didn't have sex because we didn't need to. 971 00:42:36,223 --> 00:42:37,526 It was enough. 972 00:42:37,691 --> 00:42:40,261 And I felt guilty for looking in someone else's eyes 973 00:42:40,361 --> 00:42:41,896 for so long, but at the same time, 974 00:42:41,996 --> 00:42:45,066 I felt so good because 975 00:42:46,267 --> 00:42:50,137 I felt like myself with him. 976 00:42:50,237 --> 00:42:51,972 I felt like the old version of me 977 00:42:52,073 --> 00:42:55,576 that I only see in pictures. 978 00:42:55,676 --> 00:42:57,546 And I miss her. 979 00:43:04,285 --> 00:43:06,987 -Was it his dick? 980 00:43:07,088 --> 00:43:08,489 -I'm sorry? -Yeah. Because, you know, 981 00:43:08,622 --> 00:43:12,793 basically, this guy has no money, 982 00:43:12,893 --> 00:43:17,364 no company, no 401k, no future. 983 00:43:17,465 --> 00:43:23,370 So I'm just racking my brain and all I can think of is, 984 00:43:23,471 --> 00:43:28,042 "God damn, Josh must have a huge swinging dick." 985 00:43:28,142 --> 00:43:29,276 -No. -No? 986 00:43:29,376 --> 00:43:30,644 -Well, I mean, it's fine. 987 00:43:30,744 --> 00:43:32,446 -It's fine? -There was no way for me 988 00:43:32,547 --> 00:43:33,515 to know that before it happened, 989 00:43:33,614 --> 00:43:36,150 so, obviously, like clearly, 990 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:38,986 I did not seek him out for his dick. 991 00:43:39,086 --> 00:43:40,688 -Yeah. So here's where I'm at. 992 00:43:40,788 --> 00:43:42,456 As a man, 993 00:43:44,892 --> 00:43:46,694 there are just certain things that I'm going to need to know 994 00:43:46,794 --> 00:43:48,295 in order to get past this. 995 00:43:48,395 --> 00:43:49,564 And one of those things 996 00:43:50,798 --> 00:43:56,505 is what this swinging dick, 997 00:43:57,771 --> 00:44:03,677 long-haired, nature fucking photographer has 998 00:44:03,777 --> 00:44:06,680 that I do not have. 999 00:44:09,316 --> 00:44:10,985 -I mean, come on. 1000 00:44:11,085 --> 00:44:12,686 She's beautiful. 1001 00:44:12,786 --> 00:44:14,088 -You're the most beautiful. 1002 00:44:14,188 --> 00:44:16,591 -No, because I haven't been laid in four months, 1003 00:44:16,690 --> 00:44:18,659 and you fucked Melanie. 1004 00:44:18,759 --> 00:44:21,328 -I'm sorry. -Don't be sorry. 1005 00:44:21,428 --> 00:44:23,497 Be honest. 1006 00:44:23,598 --> 00:44:24,899 -There's no reason to be sorry. -I don't know where you go 1007 00:44:25,032 --> 00:44:27,536 all day, so how can we have sex if you're never home? 1008 00:44:28,469 --> 00:44:29,571 -[frustrated scream] -[vase shatters] 1009 00:44:29,670 --> 00:44:30,704 -Fuck. 1010 00:44:30,804 --> 00:44:33,207 -Mitch, it was an accident. 1011 00:44:33,307 --> 00:44:35,510 -Kissing is an accident. 1012 00:44:35,610 --> 00:44:38,613 Fucking is a hundred tiny accidents in a row. 1013 00:44:38,712 --> 00:44:40,281 Just tell me why you did it and we can move on. 1014 00:44:40,381 --> 00:44:41,782 -Okay, baby. 1015 00:44:41,882 --> 00:44:44,018 -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. -No. Baby, I don't know, 1016 00:44:44,118 --> 00:44:45,419 -I don't--I don't know. -That's not going to do it. 1017 00:44:45,620 --> 00:44:47,388 That's not going to do it, so why don't you try again? 1018 00:44:47,488 --> 00:44:48,956 -I don't--I...I... -[Mitch] Just tell me. 1019 00:44:49,056 --> 00:44:52,259 Please, Melanie, for once in your fucking life, 1020 00:44:52,359 --> 00:44:54,295 -just don't be polite, okay?! -I'm not. 1021 00:44:54,395 --> 00:44:55,429 -Just say it! 1022 00:44:55,530 --> 00:44:57,264 Whatever it is, just say it! 1023 00:44:57,364 --> 00:44:58,832 -I'm dumb! 1024 00:45:01,035 --> 00:45:02,336 -What? 1025 00:45:03,538 --> 00:45:09,977 -I'm dumb and... and I'm a burden. 1026 00:45:10,077 --> 00:45:14,549 -Oh, honey, you're not a burden. 1027 00:45:14,649 --> 00:45:17,885 -No, but, [sniffles] yeah, 1028 00:45:17,985 --> 00:45:20,622 really, it's not...it's not really something you can help, 1029 00:45:20,721 --> 00:45:23,123 other than to, like, read books, which I try, 1030 00:45:23,224 --> 00:45:25,259 but I think I read the wrong ones, 1031 00:45:25,359 --> 00:45:26,628 -and... -Oh, Melanie. 1032 00:45:26,727 --> 00:45:28,462 -No, but, and I know I'm a disappointment to you 1033 00:45:28,563 --> 00:45:31,398 because I don't have a real job, right? 1034 00:45:31,498 --> 00:45:34,835 And I don't make any money, and I don't know anything 1035 00:45:34,935 --> 00:45:39,473 about theories of politics and economy like Debs does. 1036 00:45:39,574 --> 00:45:40,675 -Nope, this isn't about Debs. 1037 00:45:40,774 --> 00:45:42,109 -Yes. But I am going to get better, 1038 00:45:42,209 --> 00:45:43,678 and I want to be better for you. 1039 00:45:43,777 --> 00:45:45,145 Will you just tell me what to say? 1040 00:45:45,246 --> 00:45:47,649 Please, Mitch, just tell me what to say. 1041 00:45:47,748 --> 00:45:49,250 You want me to say that it meant nothing? 1042 00:45:49,350 --> 00:45:51,185 -Yeah. -It meant nothing. 1043 00:45:51,285 --> 00:45:52,453 Do you want me to say that it was bad? 1044 00:45:52,554 --> 00:45:53,521 -Sure. Absolutely. -Yeah. 1045 00:45:53,622 --> 00:45:54,922 It was really bad. He was really... 1046 00:45:55,022 --> 00:45:56,558 he was really bad. 1047 00:45:56,658 --> 00:45:58,058 Do you want me to say that I don't love him? 1048 00:45:58,158 --> 00:45:59,493 -I think I know my stance there. 1049 00:45:59,594 --> 00:46:01,395 -I--I don't-- I don't love him. 1050 00:46:03,264 --> 00:46:04,532 I don't love him. 1051 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,602 -And do you love me? -Yes. 1052 00:46:07,702 --> 00:46:09,303 -And is that the truth? 1053 00:46:11,105 --> 00:46:13,140 Or are you just telling me what I want to hear? 1054 00:46:15,209 --> 00:46:16,377 -The truth. 1055 00:46:18,279 --> 00:46:19,880 The truth is that you're weak. 1056 00:46:21,949 --> 00:46:27,656 That you...you needed to fuck her to feel powerful. 1057 00:46:28,889 --> 00:46:30,791 That you don't know who you are, 1058 00:46:30,891 --> 00:46:33,394 and you keep blaming it on me 1059 00:46:33,494 --> 00:46:36,631 that you are just a messed-up little man 1060 00:46:36,731 --> 00:46:41,536 with an ego way bigger than anyone deserves. 1061 00:46:41,636 --> 00:46:47,408 And you have been bad to me! 1062 00:46:49,977 --> 00:46:54,348 And you don't have one good reason 1063 00:46:54,448 --> 00:47:00,655 and I am very, very, very, mad about it. 1064 00:47:09,531 --> 00:47:10,765 -I have a cab coming. 1065 00:47:11,932 --> 00:47:13,434 I want you to come with me. 1066 00:47:15,770 --> 00:47:17,204 But I need to know why. 1067 00:47:19,273 --> 00:47:20,207 I need it. 1068 00:47:20,307 --> 00:47:23,143 I just...I need it. 1069 00:47:25,012 --> 00:47:28,849 Otherwise, I'll think about it forever. 1070 00:47:28,949 --> 00:47:32,453 And I don't...I don't want to think about him forever. 1071 00:47:32,554 --> 00:47:36,357 I wanna... I wanna think about you. 1072 00:47:40,294 --> 00:47:41,563 Twenty minutes. 1073 00:47:52,707 --> 00:47:53,575 [door closes] 1074 00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:02,517 [sobbing] 1075 00:48:03,651 --> 00:48:08,523 [gentle music] 1076 00:48:14,662 --> 00:48:17,464 You said, and I quote, 1077 00:48:17,565 --> 00:48:21,569 you will be here in 55 minutes. 1078 00:48:21,669 --> 00:48:24,004 -[Dispatcher] Sir... -And, you know, I--I'm--I'm 1079 00:48:24,104 --> 00:48:25,139 -looking at the clock right now, -[Dispatcher] Sir, I understand 1080 00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:26,741 -that you're upset. - and, it's... 1081 00:48:26,841 --> 00:48:28,510 -well, it's over 55 minutes. - There's a terrible storm. 1082 00:48:28,610 --> 00:48:30,944 -No, there's a storm? 1083 00:48:31,044 --> 00:48:33,848 Oh, gosh, now I see it! 1084 00:48:33,947 --> 00:48:34,982 Well, how about this? 1085 00:48:35,215 --> 00:48:39,486 Yes. How about I provide you guys a tutorial 1086 00:48:39,587 --> 00:48:41,422 on how windshield wipers work? 1087 00:48:41,523 --> 00:48:43,357 How does that sound? 1088 00:48:43,457 --> 00:48:44,726 - [Dispatcher] I do not like the way you're speaking to me, sir. 1089 00:48:44,826 --> 00:48:46,528 -No. No, I didn't mean that. - Give me a break. 1090 00:48:46,628 --> 00:48:48,696 -[Dispatcher] And during the holiday season [indistinct]. 1091 00:48:48,797 --> 00:48:52,199 -I'm sorry. Look, I'm... 1092 00:48:52,299 --> 00:48:55,670 I'm having a day, so I apologize profusely, 1093 00:48:55,770 --> 00:48:58,873 but he has--he has to come. Okay? 1094 00:48:58,972 --> 00:49:00,307 He has to come. 1095 00:49:00,407 --> 00:49:01,643 -[Dispatcher] Good luck to you. 1096 00:49:01,743 --> 00:49:04,178 [phone call ends] 1097 00:49:04,278 --> 00:49:05,145 [phone thuds] 1098 00:49:09,383 --> 00:49:13,855 -[Mitch sighs] -[Gary whistling] 1099 00:49:13,954 --> 00:49:15,422 [pounding] 1100 00:49:21,663 --> 00:49:23,765 -Mister Gary? 1101 00:49:23,865 --> 00:49:24,833 -Yeah. 1102 00:49:24,933 --> 00:49:26,901 -Hey, Mister Gary. 1103 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,736 Um, hello. Mitch. 1104 00:49:28,837 --> 00:49:30,805 One of the temporary residents in your beautiful home. 1105 00:49:30,905 --> 00:49:33,641 Uh, so, I have a little issue, and I go--I... 1106 00:49:33,741 --> 00:49:35,042 I need to leave this evening. 1107 00:49:35,142 --> 00:49:36,811 -This evening? Oh, is everything okay? 1108 00:49:36,911 --> 00:49:41,248 -Yeah, I--I--I have... I have a--I have a large-- 1109 00:49:41,348 --> 00:49:43,217 I have a pretty significant work emergency 1110 00:49:43,317 --> 00:49:46,386 and I--I have to get back to the city. 1111 00:49:46,487 --> 00:49:48,857 -I don't think it's gonna happen tonight. 1112 00:49:48,957 --> 00:49:51,559 -Ooh. Because of the snow. -[Gary] Yeah. 1113 00:49:51,659 --> 00:49:54,261 -Well...well, yeah, I was--I was thinking, 1114 00:49:54,361 --> 00:49:57,832 like, maybe if you have shovels or--or a tractor. 1115 00:49:57,932 --> 00:49:59,500 -I do. -You do? 1116 00:49:59,601 --> 00:50:00,835 -It won't work. -It won't? 1117 00:50:00,935 --> 00:50:02,871 -Not on the ice. 1118 00:50:02,971 --> 00:50:05,540 Plus, they closed the canyon. 1119 00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:06,908 We're going to have to wait till sunup, 1120 00:50:07,007 --> 00:50:08,776 get a little clarity on the situation. 1121 00:50:08,877 --> 00:50:10,010 You understand. 1122 00:50:11,613 --> 00:50:14,682 Hey, how much can you lift? 1123 00:50:16,718 --> 00:50:19,386 [Mitch straining] 1124 00:50:19,486 --> 00:50:21,088 -[Gary] It's not for everyone, you know. 1125 00:50:21,188 --> 00:50:22,122 -What's that? 1126 00:50:22,222 --> 00:50:23,357 -[Gary] The country. 1127 00:50:23,457 --> 00:50:25,459 -No city noises... -Uh-huh. 1128 00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,294 -[Gary] ...blocking out all the little voices 1129 00:50:27,394 --> 00:50:30,097 -screaming at us from inside. -Of course. 1130 00:50:30,197 --> 00:50:32,232 -[Gary] Sooner or later, you got to come face to face 1131 00:50:32,332 --> 00:50:33,535 with your true identity. 1132 00:50:33,635 --> 00:50:35,870 -Absolutely. Yeah. Beautiful. 1133 00:50:35,970 --> 00:50:37,204 -Ah. Here we go. 1134 00:50:37,304 --> 00:50:38,438 [loud thud] 1135 00:50:38,540 --> 00:50:40,407 [Mitch groans] 1136 00:50:40,508 --> 00:50:42,544 Seems this little critter got up in it 1137 00:50:42,644 --> 00:50:44,979 and sang hallelujah. 1138 00:50:45,078 --> 00:50:46,346 He was blocking the pipe. 1139 00:50:47,549 --> 00:50:49,216 -At least she wasn't cold when she died. 1140 00:50:49,316 --> 00:50:51,619 -No, she wasn't. 1141 00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,656 -Ah. Ah. 1142 00:50:56,758 --> 00:50:59,627 Jesus, what, uh... 1143 00:50:59,727 --> 00:51:02,830 Oh, dude, tell me this is some 1144 00:51:02,931 --> 00:51:05,399 back alley Chateau Lafite. 1145 00:51:05,499 --> 00:51:08,068 -When we moved in, we found a couple cases behind a wall. 1146 00:51:08,168 --> 00:51:10,505 Apparently, the original owner was a bootlegger. 1147 00:51:10,605 --> 00:51:12,339 -Yeah? 1148 00:51:12,439 --> 00:51:14,776 You ever, uh, try it? 1149 00:51:19,079 --> 00:51:20,347 Uh-huh. 1150 00:51:22,717 --> 00:51:26,854 -That there is dangerous stuff. 1151 00:51:33,528 --> 00:51:35,128 [bottle thuds] 1152 00:51:35,228 --> 00:51:40,100 [soft, jazzy trumpet] 1153 00:52:22,944 --> 00:52:23,911 [knocking on door] 1154 00:52:24,078 --> 00:52:26,014 -No. -[Mitch] [whispering] It's me. 1155 00:52:27,849 --> 00:52:29,050 [door opens] 1156 00:52:29,149 --> 00:52:30,752 -Hi. I don't think I can talk right now. 1157 00:52:30,852 --> 00:52:32,152 -Okay. I just--I just-- 1158 00:52:32,252 --> 00:52:33,821 I just wanted to see if you're-- how you're doing. 1159 00:52:33,921 --> 00:52:35,155 -I'm fine. Thank you so much. 1160 00:52:35,255 --> 00:52:36,658 -Okay. -Thank you. 1161 00:52:36,758 --> 00:52:40,128 -Do you [inaudible] want to see how I'm doing? 1162 00:52:44,866 --> 00:52:45,967 -And you? 1163 00:52:46,100 --> 00:52:47,068 -[whispering] I'm bleeding out emotionally. 1164 00:52:47,167 --> 00:52:48,703 Absolutely never been worse. 1165 00:52:48,803 --> 00:52:50,004 Thank you for asking. 1166 00:52:51,706 --> 00:52:53,107 -Come in. 1167 00:52:53,206 --> 00:52:54,776 -You sure? 1168 00:52:54,876 --> 00:52:57,712 [clattering] 1169 00:53:04,519 --> 00:53:06,253 -[floor creaks] -[Melanie gasps] 1170 00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:07,387 -Sorry. 1171 00:53:07,487 --> 00:53:10,525 [chuckles] You scared me. 1172 00:53:11,859 --> 00:53:13,661 -Sorry. Just...no. 1173 00:53:28,710 --> 00:53:30,144 I'd come over there and give you a hug right now, 1174 00:53:30,243 --> 00:53:32,714 but I'm pretty sure we're not allowed. 1175 00:53:41,589 --> 00:53:42,724 -You hungry? 1176 00:53:43,725 --> 00:53:46,060 -[groans] I really let her have it. 1177 00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:47,427 I gave her a piece of my mind. 1178 00:53:47,528 --> 00:53:49,396 -I thought you guys fixed the fucking heat. 1179 00:53:49,496 --> 00:53:51,599 -He removed a squirrel. 1180 00:53:51,699 --> 00:53:54,802 I don't really know what that does. 1181 00:53:54,902 --> 00:53:59,173 She was...she was down on her knees begging me to stay. 1182 00:53:59,272 --> 00:54:00,908 Just a sobbing mess. 1183 00:54:01,008 --> 00:54:02,643 Tears in her eyes. 1184 00:54:02,744 --> 00:54:06,514 "Oh, baby, please. Please don't go. 1185 00:54:06,614 --> 00:54:07,982 "You're the best man I've ever met. 1186 00:54:08,082 --> 00:54:10,084 "The best lover. 1187 00:54:10,184 --> 00:54:13,020 I want you inside of me right now." 1188 00:54:13,121 --> 00:54:14,655 Which I was not going to do. 1189 00:54:14,756 --> 00:54:17,725 I'm not going to give her that after what she... 1190 00:54:17,825 --> 00:54:22,029 So, yeah, I just... I felt bad for her, really. 1191 00:54:22,130 --> 00:54:26,333 -Mm...Let's not feel too bad for her. 1192 00:54:26,433 --> 00:54:28,136 -Yeah. 1193 00:54:28,236 --> 00:54:31,739 So who gets the house? 1194 00:54:33,373 --> 00:54:34,642 -We're not there yet. 1195 00:54:38,546 --> 00:54:39,947 -I'm sorry. 1196 00:54:40,047 --> 00:54:41,249 I'm sorry. 1197 00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:45,153 You're not staying together, are you? 1198 00:54:45,253 --> 00:54:46,788 -Uh, we're not there yet. 1199 00:54:48,421 --> 00:54:51,826 -Debbie, this your one chance to zipline to freedom, 1200 00:54:51,926 --> 00:54:54,394 and you're not there yet? 1201 00:54:54,494 --> 00:54:56,030 He's ketamine. 1202 00:54:56,130 --> 00:54:57,131 You're cocaine. 1203 00:54:57,231 --> 00:54:59,432 He's a rusty sword. 1204 00:54:59,534 --> 00:55:02,335 You're an atomic bomb. 1205 00:55:02,435 --> 00:55:04,739 You're a real live person. 1206 00:55:04,839 --> 00:55:06,541 He's an asshole. 1207 00:55:06,641 --> 00:55:08,375 -How is he more of an asshole than Melanie? 1208 00:55:08,475 --> 00:55:11,478 -He's an asshole in his core. 1209 00:55:11,579 --> 00:55:15,216 Josh's chemical makeup is asshole. 1210 00:55:15,315 --> 00:55:18,186 Sure, Melanie was an asshole in this situation, 1211 00:55:18,286 --> 00:55:24,324 but deep down, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, 1212 00:55:24,424 --> 00:55:28,996 deep down, she's a... 1213 00:55:29,096 --> 00:55:30,264 she's a good person. 1214 00:55:31,966 --> 00:55:33,201 What are you drinking? 1215 00:55:34,702 --> 00:55:37,004 -I thought we didn't have anything. 1216 00:55:37,104 --> 00:55:42,009 -Well, maybe I found something. 1217 00:55:42,109 --> 00:55:45,246 -[Debs] What I'm confused about is who's riding in which car. 1218 00:55:45,345 --> 00:55:47,081 They can't ride together. 1219 00:55:47,181 --> 00:55:48,783 -Fuck. 1220 00:55:48,883 --> 00:55:50,785 -[Debs] I'm not driving home with Josh, 1221 00:55:50,885 --> 00:55:53,287 and I don't even know when we're going to get out of here. 1222 00:55:53,386 --> 00:55:55,923 The snow is, like, not going to stop. 1223 00:55:56,023 --> 00:55:59,093 And three days to plow the roads would be way too-- 1224 00:55:59,193 --> 00:56:02,395 I can't--I cannot handle three days here. 1225 00:56:02,495 --> 00:56:04,799 It's too much eating Melanie's cooking. 1226 00:56:04,899 --> 00:56:07,969 [echoing] The whole thought of it just makes me wanna cry. 1227 00:56:08,069 --> 00:56:10,338 -[Mitch breathing heavily] -[Debs] Gonna starve in here. 1228 00:56:13,975 --> 00:56:15,743 [echoes] Hey. 1229 00:56:15,843 --> 00:56:17,612 -Debbie? 1230 00:56:17,712 --> 00:56:19,280 My best friend in the entire world 1231 00:56:19,379 --> 00:56:21,916 who I would stab a thousand tiny birds for 1232 00:56:22,016 --> 00:56:23,951 if I ever found myself in a situation 1233 00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:26,419 in which that was necessary. 1234 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:28,222 -I think maybe you've had enough. 1235 00:56:30,124 --> 00:56:34,829 -I think maybe we're just getting started. 1236 00:56:34,929 --> 00:56:37,298 -It's a creative outlet for me, really. 1237 00:56:37,397 --> 00:56:39,800 -I'm sorry. What... is this salmon? 1238 00:56:39,901 --> 00:56:41,569 -Trout. -Trout is pink. 1239 00:56:41,669 --> 00:56:44,238 -[Melanie chuckles] -Jesus, you got a real talent. 1240 00:56:45,206 --> 00:56:48,576 ♪ With me ♪ 1241 00:56:48,676 --> 00:56:51,279 ♪ I... ♪ 1242 00:56:51,379 --> 00:56:53,681 -I don't know why I didn't see it sooner. 1243 00:56:53,781 --> 00:56:55,983 This is a wake-up call. 1244 00:56:56,083 --> 00:57:02,623 [groans] This is an anvil on the head from God. 1245 00:57:02,723 --> 00:57:04,859 -Uh-huh. -This moment. 1246 00:57:04,959 --> 00:57:07,128 -This one. 1247 00:57:07,228 --> 00:57:08,996 -[Debs] Okay. -Hah! 1248 00:57:09,096 --> 00:57:13,267 This...God is showing us a new path. 1249 00:57:13,367 --> 00:57:14,302 That's what's happening, Debbie. 1250 00:57:14,402 --> 00:57:17,138 God is showing us a new path. 1251 00:57:17,238 --> 00:57:19,373 -When did you start believing in God? 1252 00:57:19,472 --> 00:57:21,676 -This morning? Right now? Who knows? 1253 00:57:21,776 --> 00:57:23,711 But I see it. 1254 00:57:23,811 --> 00:57:25,079 This is a blessing. 1255 00:57:27,048 --> 00:57:29,884 We saw them fuck. 1256 00:57:29,984 --> 00:57:32,053 We saw it, 1257 00:57:32,153 --> 00:57:36,324 and it saved us from the rest of our lives. 1258 00:57:36,424 --> 00:57:37,558 -I've never heard you say 1259 00:57:37,658 --> 00:57:39,560 one optimistic thing your entire life. 1260 00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:41,461 Like, your wife fucks another man, 1261 00:57:41,562 --> 00:57:43,130 and all of a sudden, it's a blessing? 1262 00:57:43,230 --> 00:57:44,999 I have no idea what's going on. 1263 00:57:45,099 --> 00:57:46,634 What happened to my best friend? 1264 00:57:48,468 --> 00:57:49,502 -He woke up. 1265 00:57:49,603 --> 00:57:50,805 -What? 1266 00:57:53,808 --> 00:57:59,647 -He woke...the fuck...uuuuupppp! 1267 00:58:01,282 --> 00:58:02,750 -Mitch! -Yeah! 1268 00:58:02,850 --> 00:58:04,484 -Hey! Mitch! 1269 00:58:08,089 --> 00:58:09,090 -Whooh! 1270 00:58:09,190 --> 00:58:10,992 -[Debs] What the hell are you doing? 1271 00:58:11,092 --> 00:58:13,194 -Providing wood! 1272 00:58:13,294 --> 00:58:15,495 So that you will be warm! 1273 00:58:15,596 --> 00:58:18,566 Which you deserve to be! 1274 00:58:18,666 --> 00:58:19,700 -Mitch! 1275 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,669 You don't have any shoes on. 1276 00:58:21,769 --> 00:58:23,537 Get back inside! 1277 00:58:23,637 --> 00:58:24,939 -Get back into rock climbing... 1278 00:58:25,039 --> 00:58:26,207 -Whoa. -Mm-hm. 1279 00:58:26,307 --> 00:58:28,042 Build a lattice for my tomato plant. 1280 00:58:28,142 --> 00:58:30,878 -Okay, yeah. -and...call my mother more. 1281 00:58:30,978 --> 00:58:32,279 -[laughs] -You? 1282 00:58:32,380 --> 00:58:34,015 -Mine's learn a new language... -Mm-hm. 1283 00:58:34,115 --> 00:58:35,049 -call my mother less... 1284 00:58:35,149 --> 00:58:36,617 -Oh, yeah. -and master the art 1285 00:58:36,717 --> 00:58:39,720 -of the casserole. -Ooh. I love casserole. 1286 00:58:41,422 --> 00:58:42,456 -You do? 1287 00:58:42,556 --> 00:58:44,392 -And I see it now, 1288 00:58:44,492 --> 00:58:46,961 and I don't know why I was ever scared of it. 1289 00:58:47,061 --> 00:58:49,630 Today is Bastille Day, 1290 00:58:49,730 --> 00:58:52,033 and it's time to storm the castle. 1291 00:58:53,868 --> 00:58:56,137 Whooh! [laughs] 1292 00:58:56,237 --> 00:58:57,471 -You're drinking scotch? 1293 00:58:59,173 --> 00:59:02,476 Mitch, seriously, are you okay? 1294 00:59:02,576 --> 00:59:05,579 -And do you know what the best part about it is? 1295 00:59:05,679 --> 00:59:08,315 I know you've thought about it, too. 1296 00:59:08,416 --> 00:59:10,618 -Thought about what? 1297 00:59:10,718 --> 00:59:13,754 -[whispering] In your quietest moments. 1298 00:59:13,854 --> 00:59:15,556 -Thought about what? 1299 00:59:15,656 --> 00:59:17,591 [shocked groan] 1300 00:59:17,691 --> 00:59:20,294 -Can I ask why you did it? 1301 00:59:20,394 --> 00:59:21,929 -Did what? 1302 00:59:22,029 --> 00:59:25,966 -Kiss me. I...just... Why'd you do it? 1303 00:59:26,067 --> 00:59:27,601 -I don't think I know what you're saying. 1304 00:59:27,701 --> 00:59:28,936 -Why did you kiss me? 1305 00:59:29,036 --> 00:59:32,573 -I--I'm just asking why. -Melanie. 1306 00:59:35,076 --> 00:59:36,444 You kissed me. 1307 00:59:41,916 --> 00:59:42,983 -You're drunk. 1308 00:59:43,084 --> 00:59:44,318 -I'm not drunk. 1309 00:59:44,418 --> 00:59:45,419 I'm alive. 1310 00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,021 -No, you need water. 1311 00:59:47,121 --> 00:59:51,492 -Deborah, we've been best friends for 15 years. 1312 00:59:51,592 --> 00:59:52,927 Are you really telling me... 1313 00:59:53,027 --> 00:59:55,596 you're telling me you've never thought about it? 1314 00:59:55,696 --> 01:00:00,868 -I...I...I don't think that I have. 1315 01:00:00,968 --> 01:00:02,636 -Lying. 1316 01:00:02,736 --> 01:00:05,039 Ladies and gentlemen, 1317 01:00:05,139 --> 01:00:07,374 for God's sake, she's lying. 1318 01:00:07,475 --> 01:00:13,047 Freshman year. You and me, in the closet. 1319 01:00:13,147 --> 01:00:14,815 Chris Ryman's St. Patrick's Day party. 1320 01:00:14,915 --> 01:00:16,484 Everybody was playing mafia. 1321 01:00:16,585 --> 01:00:17,952 We thought it was dumb. 1322 01:00:18,052 --> 01:00:19,353 We snuck off. 1323 01:00:19,453 --> 01:00:22,591 You put a four leaf clover sticker on my forehead 1324 01:00:22,690 --> 01:00:25,659 and we kissed. 1325 01:00:25,759 --> 01:00:28,462 -But, Mitch, we were kids. 1326 01:00:28,563 --> 01:00:30,164 I mean, it was nothing. 1327 01:00:30,264 --> 01:00:32,299 -It was nothing? [scoffs] 1328 01:00:32,399 --> 01:00:33,801 -We were kids. 1329 01:00:33,901 --> 01:00:35,469 -It was nothing? 1330 01:00:37,238 --> 01:00:39,640 Okay, what if it wasn't? 1331 01:00:39,740 --> 01:00:41,408 What if this whole time, 1332 01:00:41,510 --> 01:00:43,477 we've been kidding ourselves because it was too real, 1333 01:00:43,578 --> 01:00:47,781 so we had to distract ourselves with the wrong people? 1334 01:00:51,118 --> 01:00:56,857 Maybe we just didn't think we deserved it. 1335 01:00:56,957 --> 01:00:58,225 -Mitch, I-- -Before you say anything, 1336 01:00:58,325 --> 01:01:00,828 just think about it for a minute. 1337 01:01:00,928 --> 01:01:04,765 Just give it a moment of thought before you respond. 1338 01:01:04,865 --> 01:01:07,536 No, that wasn't long enough. 1339 01:01:07,636 --> 01:01:12,907 Really think about it. Really. 1340 01:01:13,007 --> 01:01:14,408 -That is exactly what you fucking would say. 1341 01:01:14,509 --> 01:01:16,076 -No, but. You--remember when you threw me up 1342 01:01:16,177 --> 01:01:17,044 -against the wall? -Yeah, you know what? 1343 01:01:17,144 --> 01:01:18,078 That was after you kissed me! 1344 01:01:18,179 --> 01:01:19,780 -That--No, absolutely not! -Sshhh! 1345 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,049 -You can't-- Look, Melanie, you cannot just kiss a woman 1346 01:01:22,149 --> 01:01:24,185 in this day and age. I did--I--I reciprocated. 1347 01:01:24,285 --> 01:01:26,787 -I'm just saying that I wasn't thinking about it, okay? 1348 01:01:26,887 --> 01:01:28,689 I--I didn't--I didn't-- I didn't think about it 1349 01:01:28,789 --> 01:01:30,858 before it happened, and then it just happened. 1350 01:01:30,958 --> 01:01:33,027 And now what? 1351 01:01:33,127 --> 01:01:35,129 Now is what? Is what? 1352 01:01:35,229 --> 01:01:37,264 -You can't possibly blame me for this, do you? 1353 01:01:37,364 --> 01:01:38,432 -Hold on. Do you blame me? -Excuse me. 1354 01:01:38,533 --> 01:01:40,602 -Melanie, we decided this together, 1355 01:01:40,701 --> 01:01:41,835 -Mm-hm. -okay? We had a discussion. 1356 01:01:41,936 --> 01:01:43,237 -We had a conversation 1357 01:01:43,337 --> 01:01:44,805 -very briefly. -Still. 1358 01:01:44,905 --> 01:01:45,873 -[Melanie] While you were kissing me. 1359 01:01:45,973 --> 01:01:46,941 -You were also kissing me. 1360 01:01:47,074 --> 01:01:48,442 -It is very hard to make a good decision 1361 01:01:48,543 --> 01:01:50,411 about fucking while you're kissing. 1362 01:01:50,512 --> 01:01:52,246 -Look, I wish it never happened either. 1363 01:01:56,383 --> 01:01:57,586 -[gasps] 1364 01:01:59,486 --> 01:02:00,655 Well, I didn't say that. 1365 01:02:00,754 --> 01:02:03,157 [footsteps receding] 1366 01:02:04,758 --> 01:02:07,228 -Mitch. You're married and you won the lotto, remember? 1367 01:02:07,328 --> 01:02:09,664 And I'm married. We got married to other people. 1368 01:02:09,763 --> 01:02:11,165 -He doesn't like your book. 1369 01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:14,335 Oh, fuck. 1370 01:02:15,570 --> 01:02:17,071 -He loves my book. -No. 1371 01:02:17,171 --> 01:02:19,306 -He told me. -He told me. 1372 01:02:19,406 --> 01:02:20,908 This morning. 1373 01:02:23,043 --> 01:02:24,311 -Well, he must have just-- 1374 01:02:24,411 --> 01:02:25,913 -And that the two of you aren't having sex. 1375 01:02:27,781 --> 01:02:29,283 -What did you do, ayahuasca together? 1376 01:02:29,383 --> 01:02:31,318 -Debs, you're fighting to stay with a man 1377 01:02:31,418 --> 01:02:34,455 who doesn't understand you. 1378 01:02:34,556 --> 01:02:35,789 And I do. 1379 01:02:38,359 --> 01:02:39,728 And I always have. 1380 01:02:54,875 --> 01:02:56,310 -Do you think I'm dumb? 1381 01:02:58,747 --> 01:03:00,381 -[Josh] Absolutely not. 1382 01:03:08,055 --> 01:03:12,059 -[tree creaking] -[wind whistling] 1383 01:03:12,159 --> 01:03:17,898 ["Where Am I" performed by Duffy Power] 1384 01:03:21,902 --> 01:03:25,306 ♪ Where am I? ♪ 1385 01:03:25,406 --> 01:03:30,210 ♪ Nobody speaks to me ♪ 1386 01:03:30,311 --> 01:03:34,915 ♪ Please, I'll give A gentle sigh ♪ 1387 01:03:35,015 --> 01:03:38,687 ♪ As I wander by ♪ 1388 01:03:41,255 --> 01:03:44,726 ♪ Where are you? ♪ 1389 01:03:44,858 --> 01:03:49,363 ♪ Why don't you speak to me? ♪ 1390 01:03:49,463 --> 01:03:54,501 ♪ Are you gonna leave me All alone ♪ 1391 01:03:54,602 --> 01:03:58,773 ♪ With my misery? ♪ 1392 01:03:59,774 --> 01:04:02,876 -Oh. Hey, butto. 1393 01:04:02,976 --> 01:04:05,613 It's Mitch Delpin. Businessman. 1394 01:04:05,714 --> 01:04:06,781 -[Caller] Did you think about that proposal? 1395 01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:08,248 -I did think about it. 1396 01:04:08,349 --> 01:04:09,617 -[Caller] Get you up where you belong. 1397 01:04:09,718 --> 01:04:11,118 [laughs] 1398 01:04:11,218 --> 01:04:14,421 -And my answer is [inhales] 1399 01:04:14,522 --> 01:04:17,091 over my dead body. 1400 01:04:17,191 --> 01:04:18,492 -[laughs] -[Caller] Sorry, what's that? 1401 01:04:19,728 --> 01:04:23,732 ♪ I wish you wouldn't hurt me, Darlin' ♪ 1402 01:04:23,832 --> 01:04:27,201 ♪ I wish with all my heart ♪ 1403 01:04:27,301 --> 01:04:32,406 -I have not enjoyed one minute of one day of one year 1404 01:04:32,507 --> 01:04:34,609 working for you, buddy. 1405 01:04:34,709 --> 01:04:37,077 You're self-centered, you cheat at golf, 1406 01:04:37,177 --> 01:04:38,813 you were nepotized into your job, 1407 01:04:38,912 --> 01:04:40,381 and boy, does it show. 1408 01:04:40,481 --> 01:04:43,317 The bottom line is I--I don't want to be like you. 1409 01:04:43,417 --> 01:04:44,451 Mm. 1410 01:04:44,552 --> 01:04:45,919 So I quit. 1411 01:04:46,019 --> 01:04:47,287 -[Caller] You're fired, Mitch. 1412 01:04:47,388 --> 01:04:49,323 - [Caller] I'm firing you. -No, no. 1413 01:04:49,423 --> 01:04:53,327 That's incorrect. No, you're hurting my ear! 1414 01:04:53,427 --> 01:04:55,295 I quit. 1415 01:04:55,396 --> 01:04:56,664 I'm quitting. [indistinct] 1416 01:04:56,765 --> 01:04:57,898 -[Caller] Goddamn life! -Thank you. Good day. 1417 01:04:57,998 --> 01:05:00,668 -[Caller] Dad! Dad! Mitch... 1418 01:05:00,769 --> 01:05:04,438 -Mitch, I love so many things about you. 1419 01:05:07,776 --> 01:05:14,381 But I don't think I've been in love with you since the... 1420 01:05:19,420 --> 01:05:23,257 [sighs] And even one minute spent not in love... 1421 01:05:26,528 --> 01:05:29,564 is a waste of our time. 1422 01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:33,735 Is a waste of our lives. [sniffles] 1423 01:05:33,835 --> 01:05:35,269 And... 1424 01:05:44,278 --> 01:05:45,814 just say it... 1425 01:05:48,482 --> 01:05:49,717 Yes, you can. 1426 01:05:51,719 --> 01:05:53,655 Melanie, yes, you can. 1427 01:05:54,722 --> 01:05:58,593 [soft jazz trumpet] 1428 01:06:04,998 --> 01:06:05,900 -Hey. 1429 01:06:05,999 --> 01:06:07,702 [lamp thuds] 1430 01:06:07,802 --> 01:06:09,002 -Mm... 1431 01:06:11,004 --> 01:06:12,607 Tsk... 1432 01:06:31,258 --> 01:06:32,292 [cork pops] 1433 01:06:32,392 --> 01:06:33,595 [Mitch blows out cork] [cork thuds] 1434 01:06:50,879 --> 01:06:53,080 [whimsical music] 1435 01:06:53,180 --> 01:06:57,852 [jazz trumpet] 1436 01:06:57,952 --> 01:07:00,053 [Josh inhales deeply] 1437 01:07:09,564 --> 01:07:14,401 [distant bouncy music] 1438 01:07:19,139 --> 01:07:20,675 -Can you turn it down, please? 1439 01:07:23,678 --> 01:07:26,480 It's just a little too loud. 1440 01:07:26,581 --> 01:07:27,715 [blows bubbles] 1441 01:07:27,815 --> 01:07:32,720 [dance music] 1442 01:07:47,735 --> 01:07:48,836 -[echoes] Yeah! 1443 01:08:06,219 --> 01:08:07,622 -Mitch... 1444 01:08:18,866 --> 01:08:20,068 [distant solemn music] 1445 01:08:20,167 --> 01:08:21,069 [figurine thuds] 1446 01:08:25,540 --> 01:08:26,941 [cigarette sizzles] 1447 01:08:51,599 --> 01:08:52,967 -What'd I miss? 1448 01:08:53,067 --> 01:08:54,068 -Nothing. 1449 01:08:54,167 --> 01:08:55,837 -Nothing. 1450 01:08:55,937 --> 01:09:00,374 -I think you should come down here. 1451 01:09:00,474 --> 01:09:02,309 -What is that? 1452 01:09:02,409 --> 01:09:03,611 -[Josh] It's the truth. 1453 01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:14,822 -I, uh, found this in the garage. 1454 01:09:14,922 --> 01:09:16,223 -You found it? 1455 01:09:16,323 --> 01:09:22,362 -Debbie, I can't quite explain it, 1456 01:09:23,564 --> 01:09:28,736 but I am feeling really good. 1457 01:09:28,836 --> 01:09:31,338 -The last thing I want is to dance or celebrate 1458 01:09:31,438 --> 01:09:33,041 or feel good right now. 1459 01:09:34,509 --> 01:09:37,612 -[Announcer on TV] People are ready for 2022. 1460 01:09:37,712 --> 01:09:39,914 We are 20 seconds out. 1461 01:09:40,014 --> 01:09:42,416 -Please, Debbie. 1462 01:09:42,517 --> 01:09:45,053 We always celebrate together. 1463 01:09:45,153 --> 01:09:48,022 -[Announcer on TV] And let's get ready to count together. 1464 01:09:48,122 --> 01:09:53,961 -[Everyone on TV] Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, 1465 01:09:54,062 --> 01:09:57,899 four, three, two, one. 1466 01:09:57,999 --> 01:10:03,037 Happy New Year. [cheering] 1467 01:10:03,137 --> 01:10:07,875 ["Auld Lang Syne" instrumental playing on TV] 1468 01:10:14,682 --> 01:10:17,384 [Josh sighs deeply] 1469 01:10:27,327 --> 01:10:29,429 [Mitch blows noisemaker] 1470 01:10:35,502 --> 01:10:36,838 -To love. 1471 01:10:41,576 --> 01:10:43,111 -To friends. 1472 01:10:43,211 --> 01:10:49,183 [glasses clink] -To...l...life. 1473 01:10:49,282 --> 01:10:50,184 [glasses clink] 1474 01:10:52,954 --> 01:10:54,122 -To truth. 1475 01:11:00,895 --> 01:11:02,496 -[chuckles] Fuck you guys. 1476 01:11:02,597 --> 01:11:04,232 [sniffles] 1477 01:11:05,298 --> 01:11:07,101 Salud! 1478 01:11:11,806 --> 01:11:14,474 [all cheering] 1479 01:11:14,575 --> 01:11:19,446 [fantastical music] 1480 01:11:30,558 --> 01:11:33,127 [Debs chuckles] 1481 01:12:07,028 --> 01:12:10,463 [magical whoosh] 1482 01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:40,528 -[Mitch] Okay. -[Josh] Oh. 1483 01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:42,263 -Okay. -[Melanie giggles] 1484 01:12:42,362 --> 01:12:43,363 -All right. 1485 01:12:43,564 --> 01:12:46,934 At work, sometimes before a board meeting, 1486 01:12:47,034 --> 01:12:52,039 I will masturbate to completion in bathroom stall number three. 1487 01:12:52,139 --> 01:12:54,876 -I steal when I'm nervous. 1488 01:12:54,976 --> 01:12:56,376 -A state senator once asked me 1489 01:12:56,476 --> 01:12:58,478 for a dick pic. I sent it. 1490 01:12:58,579 --> 01:13:00,581 -I slept with three of my college professors. 1491 01:13:00,681 --> 01:13:03,050 -[spits] What? Who? 1492 01:13:03,150 --> 01:13:05,653 -German history, obscure mathematics, 1493 01:13:05,753 --> 01:13:06,954 and medieval studies. 1494 01:13:07,088 --> 01:13:08,189 -Wait a second. -[Melanie] Medieval studies? 1495 01:13:08,289 --> 01:13:11,893 -Professor Logey was like... -...in his 60s, yeah. 1496 01:13:11,993 --> 01:13:13,794 And his wife. 1497 01:13:13,895 --> 01:13:17,098 -I saw my mom cheat on my dad when I was eight. 1498 01:13:17,198 --> 01:13:18,833 I never told him. 1499 01:13:18,933 --> 01:13:21,936 -I hired a teenager in India to write this book. 1500 01:13:22,036 --> 01:13:24,171 -What? -I don't even know him. 1501 01:13:24,272 --> 01:13:26,107 Or her. 1502 01:13:26,207 --> 01:13:29,810 -I hate this shirt on my body so much. 1503 01:13:29,911 --> 01:13:32,246 I don't even have the words to describe it. 1504 01:13:32,346 --> 01:13:34,081 Just so much. 1505 01:13:34,181 --> 01:13:37,285 -I've gotten so sad lately. 1506 01:13:37,385 --> 01:13:39,419 I don't know when exactly it happened, 1507 01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:41,822 but I'm just so sad. 1508 01:13:41,923 --> 01:13:43,791 -I kissed Melanie. 1509 01:13:43,891 --> 01:13:47,328 She reciprocated, but I kissed her. 1510 01:13:47,427 --> 01:13:48,529 -Thank you. 1511 01:13:48,629 --> 01:13:50,398 -Did you like my book? 1512 01:13:53,301 --> 01:13:55,136 -No. 1513 01:13:55,236 --> 01:13:59,040 But not because it wasn't good. 1514 01:13:59,140 --> 01:14:01,309 It didn't feel like you. 1515 01:14:04,745 --> 01:14:06,080 -I know. 1516 01:14:10,685 --> 01:14:13,020 I finished my new one, 1517 01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:16,023 and I think it might be really, really beautiful. 1518 01:14:16,123 --> 01:14:19,160 But I can't show it to anyone. 1519 01:14:19,260 --> 01:14:21,662 Because if I do, and they hate it, 1520 01:14:21,762 --> 01:14:26,801 like last time, then I'll have to quit, 1521 01:14:26,901 --> 01:14:30,838 and I won't have anything to latch on to in my life, 1522 01:14:30,938 --> 01:14:35,609 and I...I might just float away. 1523 01:14:35,710 --> 01:14:37,111 -You've always had me. 1524 01:14:45,619 --> 01:14:47,254 -I have no money. 1525 01:14:49,357 --> 01:14:51,425 -[laughs] 1526 01:14:51,525 --> 01:14:53,327 -None. 1527 01:14:53,427 --> 01:14:54,562 It's all his. 1528 01:14:54,662 --> 01:14:58,899 -[laughing] It's 100% true. 1529 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,201 -I have no money. 1530 01:15:00,301 --> 01:15:02,870 -And...and the best part is I quit my job. 1531 01:15:02,970 --> 01:15:05,072 -Wait. You're getting a promotion. 1532 01:15:05,172 --> 01:15:06,507 -Yeah, I was. -Yeah, you are! 1533 01:15:06,607 --> 01:15:08,576 -And I did. I got it. 1534 01:15:08,676 --> 01:15:11,712 -Yay! -And then I quit. 1535 01:15:11,812 --> 01:15:13,347 -Why is that funny? 1536 01:15:16,150 --> 01:15:18,552 -I've cheated on everyone I've ever been with except you. 1537 01:15:20,788 --> 01:15:22,123 Until now. 1538 01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:27,928 -Mmm. 1539 01:15:28,029 --> 01:15:29,997 Why do you think you did cheat on me? 1540 01:15:34,235 --> 01:15:38,239 -[inhales] Because I don't like myself very much. 1541 01:15:42,209 --> 01:15:45,112 Only Melanie doesn't know that. 1542 01:15:45,212 --> 01:15:47,181 So for a second, I forgot. 1543 01:15:50,151 --> 01:15:52,186 Because, uh, 1544 01:15:54,822 --> 01:15:56,991 when you like yourself, you can get a hard-on. 1545 01:15:58,726 --> 01:16:00,194 And when you don't, you can't. 1546 01:16:13,774 --> 01:16:15,042 -I love dessert. 1547 01:16:16,710 --> 01:16:19,613 -[scoffs] You hate dessert? 1548 01:16:19,713 --> 01:16:21,015 -No... 1549 01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:24,351 no, I love it. 1550 01:16:24,452 --> 01:16:26,687 -Our entire relationship, 1551 01:16:26,787 --> 01:16:29,090 you always say you don't want to hear about the dessert menu. 1552 01:16:29,190 --> 01:16:31,125 -Yes, but the truth is, 1553 01:16:33,227 --> 01:16:38,099 I think I just probably wanted the dinner to be over. 1554 01:16:38,199 --> 01:16:40,734 Because I feel like we've run out of stuff 1555 01:16:40,835 --> 01:16:43,003 to say to each other. 1556 01:16:43,104 --> 01:16:47,208 -Uh-huh. -And that bums me out. 1557 01:16:47,308 --> 01:16:48,375 -It bums you out? 1558 01:16:48,543 --> 01:16:55,983 -And I've given up thousands of desserts. 1559 01:16:56,551 --> 01:17:00,522 And...I know it's trivial. 1560 01:17:00,621 --> 01:17:04,125 And I know that all my needs are met, 1561 01:17:04,225 --> 01:17:09,096 and I should be grateful and happy, but I'm not. 1562 01:17:11,566 --> 01:17:13,467 Because... 1563 01:17:15,669 --> 01:17:20,908 I think maybe I married someone who has no idea who I am. 1564 01:17:21,008 --> 01:17:27,549 And I don't think I really have any idea who you are. 1565 01:17:27,648 --> 01:17:32,453 And maybe it occurred to me this morning that 1566 01:17:32,554 --> 01:17:35,156 I could either live the rest of my life that way, 1567 01:17:37,526 --> 01:17:39,093 without dessert, 1568 01:17:41,929 --> 01:17:43,998 or I could pull the escape hatch. 1569 01:17:47,434 --> 01:17:49,003 And so I pulled it. 1570 01:17:56,477 --> 01:17:58,613 -I want you to have dessert, Melanie. 1571 01:18:00,047 --> 01:18:05,286 [gentle music on stereo] 1572 01:18:05,386 --> 01:18:06,921 [flames crackling] 1573 01:18:07,021 --> 01:18:09,558 You know, I try to bring art into my work, I really do, 1574 01:18:09,658 --> 01:18:11,526 but investment bankers just don't see it. 1575 01:18:11,626 --> 01:18:12,561 -They don't see it. -Yeah, 1576 01:18:12,661 --> 01:18:14,728 but it's not too late, you know? 1577 01:18:14,828 --> 01:18:17,298 -No, it is. I--I don't have any other skills. 1578 01:18:17,398 --> 01:18:18,933 -This is very limiting, you know? 1579 01:18:19,033 --> 01:18:20,635 This is very limiting talk. 1580 01:18:20,734 --> 01:18:22,136 You should take yourself more seriously. 1581 01:18:22,236 --> 01:18:23,270 -Nah. -Yeah. 1582 01:18:23,470 --> 01:18:25,574 -Nah. I wouldn't even know where to start. 1583 01:18:25,674 --> 01:18:26,575 -I'll tell you where you start. 1584 01:18:26,675 --> 01:18:28,876 You start with still life, 1585 01:18:28,976 --> 01:18:33,314 and then you move on to portraits or abstract. 1586 01:18:33,414 --> 01:18:35,584 I mean, anything. You can go in any direction, man. 1587 01:18:35,684 --> 01:18:37,151 -I--I--You should... -Hey... 1588 01:18:37,251 --> 01:18:38,986 You fucked my wife. 1589 01:18:39,086 --> 01:18:40,354 Don't inspire me. 1590 01:18:43,658 --> 01:18:48,630 [both laugh] 1591 01:18:48,729 --> 01:18:51,265 -I always thought I'd be further along than I am. 1592 01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:57,104 -Yeah, you're borderline one of those sad cases. 1593 01:18:58,205 --> 01:18:59,340 -Dang it. 1594 01:19:01,108 --> 01:19:05,346 -But listen. I know it wasn't for everyone, 1595 01:19:05,446 --> 01:19:11,986 but I really cried when I read your book. 1596 01:19:12,086 --> 01:19:13,821 -You did? -Yeah. 1597 01:19:13,921 --> 01:19:17,024 There is this one beautiful moment 1598 01:19:17,124 --> 01:19:19,827 in the last chapter 1599 01:19:19,927 --> 01:19:22,329 where the lead character stops pretending 1600 01:19:22,429 --> 01:19:24,431 that everything is going to be okay. 1601 01:19:30,104 --> 01:19:31,372 [smooches] 1602 01:19:31,472 --> 01:19:33,173 -That's my favorite bit. 1603 01:19:33,274 --> 01:19:35,442 -Hey, Debs. 1604 01:19:35,543 --> 01:19:36,477 He doesn't believe us. 1605 01:19:36,578 --> 01:19:38,479 -No. -What do you mean? 1606 01:19:38,580 --> 01:19:42,717 -This guy doesn't believe us. 1607 01:19:47,622 --> 01:19:48,922 -Ha! 1608 01:19:49,023 --> 01:19:50,858 -I don't see no tree. 1609 01:19:50,958 --> 01:19:53,294 -[Debs] Ah! -Oh! Whoa-ho-ho. 1610 01:19:53,394 --> 01:19:54,529 -What did I say? 1611 01:19:54,629 --> 01:19:56,564 -[Debs] We found it. -What did I say?! 1612 01:19:56,665 --> 01:19:58,399 -I knew we'd find it. -Well, shit. 1613 01:19:58,499 --> 01:19:59,567 -I was wrong. -Look. 1614 01:19:59,668 --> 01:20:01,135 -All right. -Inches. 1615 01:20:01,235 --> 01:20:02,169 -All right. -Inches... 1616 01:20:02,269 --> 01:20:03,738 -Inches. -All right. 1617 01:20:03,837 --> 01:20:05,472 -Where--how did it happen? -He was there and I was there. 1618 01:20:05,573 --> 01:20:06,541 -[Mitch] We were... -[Debs] There, right there. 1619 01:20:06,641 --> 01:20:07,642 - [Mitch] And then it was... 1620 01:20:07,742 --> 01:20:09,243 [overlapping chatter] 1621 01:20:09,343 --> 01:20:10,878 -[Melanie laughs] -[Josh] It just fell? 1622 01:20:10,978 --> 01:20:12,346 -A deer... 1623 01:20:12,446 --> 01:20:15,550 [overlapping chatter] 1624 01:20:15,650 --> 01:20:16,685 -Hey. 1625 01:20:16,785 --> 01:20:18,252 Hey, hey, guys! 1626 01:20:21,155 --> 01:20:22,524 What time is it? 1627 01:20:26,528 --> 01:20:27,428 -[Mitch chuckles] -Yes. 1628 01:20:27,529 --> 01:20:29,263 -[Mitch laughs] -Yes. 1629 01:20:35,637 --> 01:20:38,540 [whimsical music] 1630 01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:40,107 [Mitch chuckling] 1631 01:20:42,142 --> 01:20:43,110 -Whooh! 1632 01:21:05,834 --> 01:21:08,902 -Yeaaahhh! -Whooooooohh! 1633 01:21:09,002 --> 01:21:11,105 -Aww! -Aaaaahhh! 1634 01:21:11,205 --> 01:21:12,906 [laughs] 1635 01:21:37,699 --> 01:21:38,733 -Come here often? 1636 01:21:40,434 --> 01:21:42,169 -I'm new in town actually. 1637 01:21:44,706 --> 01:21:45,774 -Hey, um, 1638 01:21:47,575 --> 01:21:50,845 I know that I have a ton of work to do. 1639 01:21:50,944 --> 01:21:52,413 -The lion's share. -No. You...you don't have to. 1640 01:21:52,547 --> 01:21:53,815 -And I know this is my fault, and I know that you hate me. 1641 01:21:53,914 --> 01:21:54,915 -Hey, Josh. 1642 01:21:57,519 --> 01:21:58,620 I needed him. 1643 01:22:00,688 --> 01:22:02,824 The musician, Danny. 1644 01:22:02,923 --> 01:22:05,025 That's where I go all day. 1645 01:22:05,125 --> 01:22:06,360 I've been writing my book at his house 1646 01:22:06,460 --> 01:22:07,862 because I can't write when I'm with you. 1647 01:22:14,869 --> 01:22:19,940 I haven't been able to speak, and I've gotten really quiet. 1648 01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:22,844 If you notice that, that I've gotten, like, 1649 01:22:22,943 --> 01:22:24,679 I've gotten small. 1650 01:22:24,779 --> 01:22:26,146 And it's not all your fault, 1651 01:22:26,246 --> 01:22:28,883 because I--I--I turned to stone at a certain point, 1652 01:22:28,982 --> 01:22:30,785 like, I didn't recognize the person 1653 01:22:30,885 --> 01:22:32,052 I was sleeping in bed next to 1654 01:22:32,152 --> 01:22:33,487 and I should have just reached out to you 1655 01:22:33,588 --> 01:22:35,690 but instead of reaching out to you, I just... 1656 01:22:35,790 --> 01:22:36,825 I turned to stone. 1657 01:22:36,925 --> 01:22:40,427 And--and [sighs] and when I was with him, 1658 01:22:40,528 --> 01:22:43,330 I could--I could feel everything and I could smile, 1659 01:22:43,430 --> 01:22:46,835 and it all just... it was all there for me. 1660 01:22:46,935 --> 01:22:50,638 And I don't know why that happened, 1661 01:22:50,738 --> 01:22:52,306 and I'm sorry. 1662 01:22:55,442 --> 01:22:56,578 -Did you sleep with him? 1663 01:22:56,678 --> 01:22:57,679 -No. 1664 01:22:57,779 --> 01:22:59,446 -Debs. -Never. No. 1665 01:23:01,482 --> 01:23:03,016 -Mm. 1666 01:23:06,588 --> 01:23:10,424 [sighs deeply] 1667 01:23:20,033 --> 01:23:21,101 -[Josh sniffles] 1668 01:23:21,201 --> 01:23:24,338 Hi. Uh, I'm Josh. 1669 01:23:24,438 --> 01:23:26,073 I'm a photographer. 1670 01:23:26,173 --> 01:23:27,709 Not actually the best on my team, 1671 01:23:27,809 --> 01:23:29,711 but I'm a good leader. 1672 01:23:29,811 --> 01:23:31,913 I'm kind. 1673 01:23:32,012 --> 01:23:38,051 I'm slightly insecure about getting older 1674 01:23:38,151 --> 01:23:41,355 and my body and whether I'm actually funny 1675 01:23:41,455 --> 01:23:45,727 or if I'm just good at telling other people's punchlines... 1676 01:23:45,827 --> 01:23:49,764 and, oh, man, I really love my wife. 1677 01:23:49,864 --> 01:23:53,100 And I would really like for her to try and get to know me now 1678 01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:56,203 [sniffles] without all of the, um, [sniffles]... 1679 01:23:56,303 --> 01:23:59,306 without any aspirations or, like, bullshit and just--just, 1680 01:23:59,406 --> 01:24:01,643 uh...Right? 1681 01:24:01,743 --> 01:24:03,310 And if we can't find our way back, 1682 01:24:03,410 --> 01:24:05,045 then we'll be done. 1683 01:24:05,145 --> 01:24:06,380 But not until we try. 1684 01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:09,116 Please. Please. 1685 01:24:09,216 --> 01:24:15,155 [Debs crying] 1686 01:24:15,255 --> 01:24:16,156 [Debs sniffles] 1687 01:24:17,257 --> 01:24:22,162 [uplifting music] 1688 01:24:30,170 --> 01:24:31,071 [sniffles] 1689 01:24:34,842 --> 01:24:36,678 -Hi, Josh. 1690 01:24:36,778 --> 01:24:38,746 I'm Debbie. 1691 01:24:38,846 --> 01:24:40,014 -Hey. 1692 01:24:45,620 --> 01:24:47,021 -[Debs] I like my twig. 1693 01:24:49,089 --> 01:24:53,928 [uplifting music continues] 1694 01:25:09,309 --> 01:25:14,147 [ice scraping on windshield] 1695 01:25:15,449 --> 01:25:18,820 -Well? -Yep, I'll see you. 1696 01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:19,887 -Or not. 1697 01:25:23,490 --> 01:25:25,994 -Okay. So, uh, you're going to want to get gas 1698 01:25:26,094 --> 01:25:27,394 before you hit the freeways. 1699 01:25:27,494 --> 01:25:29,797 And make sure that the lady's voice on the map 1700 01:25:29,897 --> 01:25:33,001 is super loud so that you don't miss any of the turns. 1701 01:25:33,101 --> 01:25:33,968 [Melanie chuckles] 1702 01:25:35,570 --> 01:25:36,938 -It's icy. 1703 01:25:39,741 --> 01:25:41,876 -You'll be fine. 1704 01:25:41,976 --> 01:25:45,312 -Yeah, but... a little bit scared. 1705 01:25:45,412 --> 01:25:46,781 -You'll be fine. 1706 01:25:58,860 --> 01:26:00,193 -How long are you staying? 1707 01:26:00,293 --> 01:26:05,165 [snowblower whirring] 1708 01:26:09,671 --> 01:26:11,773 -I have no idea. 1709 01:26:11,873 --> 01:26:16,010 -I'll be at my parents' in case of emergency. 1710 01:26:19,781 --> 01:26:22,050 [car engine starts, idling] 1711 01:26:23,618 --> 01:26:24,484 [hood closes] 1712 01:26:31,159 --> 01:26:32,459 [door closes] [car door closes] 1713 01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:34,028 [car engine starts] 1714 01:26:34,128 --> 01:26:39,801 -[sighs] Okay... 1715 01:26:45,305 --> 01:26:47,207 Okay. [clears throat] 1716 01:26:49,077 --> 01:26:50,978 [Debs giggling] 1717 01:27:06,594 --> 01:27:07,862 -I'll be seeing you. 1718 01:27:09,496 --> 01:27:10,631 -You will, yeah. 1719 01:27:10,732 --> 01:27:13,735 [slight chuckle] Of course. 1720 01:27:15,837 --> 01:27:18,271 Do you need a pep talk? 1721 01:27:18,371 --> 01:27:19,874 -Always. 1722 01:27:24,912 --> 01:27:25,847 -Hey. 1723 01:27:27,447 --> 01:27:30,317 I left something on the table for you to read 1724 01:27:30,417 --> 01:27:31,953 if you have time to read it. 1725 01:27:33,788 --> 01:27:35,489 -I do. 1726 01:27:35,590 --> 01:27:37,390 And you should give it to Josh, too. 1727 01:27:40,895 --> 01:27:42,295 -Okay. 1728 01:27:57,477 --> 01:28:00,114 [melancholy music playing] 1729 01:28:00,214 --> 01:28:01,082 [car door opens] 1730 01:28:09,557 --> 01:28:10,423 [car door shuts] 1731 01:28:12,894 --> 01:28:15,863 [smooches] [Josh sniffs deeply] 1732 01:28:15,963 --> 01:28:17,330 [smooches] 1733 01:28:30,511 --> 01:28:31,679 Okay. 1734 01:28:40,254 --> 01:28:45,126 [music continues] 1735 01:29:45,418 --> 01:29:50,324 [upbeat music] 1736 01:31:08,602 --> 01:31:13,473 [serene jazz music]